By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
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5secondsofvvifi 21

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

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elsuperloco68 12

Did she say "what's my name bitch" before she slapped you. I'm getting turned on.

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cnbcad 15

Why so many people as advising him to ask her about it? If it was the othe way around those people would tell her to call police

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tahleeeee 4

Yeah a man would be arrested if he slapped a women because men are physically stronger and when they lay a hand on a women it does damage

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limabeans101029 20

They aren't always stronger. A few of my girl friends could definitely beat the crap out of most guys. And it doesn't matter anyway, no one should be slapping anyone.

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Shade1982 20

True, but the old stereotypes still hold sway in many justice systems and courts. Even if a weaker man slaps a stronger woman, he will have a h*ll of a time...

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Renecameron9274 5

If she didn't want you touching her boobs then don't touch them no matter how temped you are

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itsjusttofunny 8

wtf. I hope you threw a ***** at her and told her to **** herself!

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laden_swallow09 34

Wouldn't be the first time someone wanted to add or change something, but ran out of edit time.

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ostfaiz 18

Then do not touch simple eat 'em...cheww ;)

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Hash13 13

Tell us the truth OP. Did you touch them or go at it like a monkey plucking mangoes and eating them at the same time.

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