Intimacy: Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex....

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 11 November 2014 18:48

Women.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Tuesday 11 November 2014 18:51

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

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DarkSideOfBlack 2

Sunday 16 November 2014 2:37

Um...so don't touch her boob?

Ina_Pickle 4

Sunday 16 November 2014 15:45

Some people like it rough. Or perhaps her boobs were sore, and he ignored her telling him to keep his hands off.

MeMyselfAndSatan 10

Monday 17 November 2014 2:36

Definitely did not deserve it. Sir, your life officially sucks.

lillithraven95 11

Monday 17 November 2014 10:10

Ouch, what woman doesn't like that? I am in an existential crisis #_#

Luke1989 4

Monday 17 November 2014 15:19

She's pregnant

thebryceinator 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:54

Did you like it??

cnbcad 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 19:17

Did she just get it "installed"?

BlondePsycho 43

Monday 5 January 2015 7:01

Kinky!

ibelieveican 7

Wednesday 4 February 2015 7:01

You should know that you should never grab a girl's boob

ibelieveican 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:40

You should of known that you're not allowed to touch a girl's boobs

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