About 5secondsofvvifi
"Never underestimate a girls love for her favorite band. Never think, even for a minute, that she won't defend them to her death. Because its not just the music that makes the band her favorite. its the guys, it's the gals, it's the fans. People whom she has interacted with, thanks to the band. That band might have saved her life. Or maybe they just make her smile every day. That girls favorite band never broke her heart. They have yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music." -Alex Gaskarth On the occasion we get close, I may give you my Kik/snapchat/number or other forms of social networking.
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