"Never underestimate a girls love for her favorite band. Never think, even for a minute, that she won't defend them to her death. Because its not just the music that makes the band her favorite. its the guys, it's the gals, it's the fans. People whom she has interacted with, thanks to the band. That band might have saved her life. Or maybe they just make her smile every day. That girls favorite band never broke her heart. They have yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music." -Alex Gaskarth
On the occasion we get close, I may give you my Kik/snapchat/number or other forms of social networking.
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.