Animals: Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill...

By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 01:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

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By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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LegendaryJacob7 7

Monday 14 January 2013 9:10

But humans are animals. No?

BRLHP 24

Monday 14 January 2013 9:09

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

Comments

gregnc_fml 18

Monday 14 January 2013 15:19

And this confirms everything that is wrong in an immoral society. Thanks for sharing.

slushyslime 7

Monday 14 January 2013 15:22

I'm sure he's just saying that but if it comes down to it I'm sure he would do things differently . Have some faith

paintedchocolate 30

Monday 14 January 2013 16:07

Well... Cats' lives tend to last longer than most relationships...

AninOnin 24

Monday 14 January 2013 16:18

Vegans.

foREVer_A7X_17 2

Monday 14 January 2013 16:36

at least he doesnt consider you an animal..

charvisioku 22

Monday 14 January 2013 16:47

He'd still be killing an animal. Stupid man.

CanCann 16

Monday 14 January 2013 16:54

Why would he be forced to kill either? Did you explain to him that humans are meat too?

ravenevercross 19

Monday 14 January 2013 16:58

He does know humans ARE animals, right?

luccmon 6

Monday 14 January 2013 17:33

Get out! Get out now!

ironwolf56 5

Monday 14 January 2013 17:41

YDI for dating an idiot hipster vegan.

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