By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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BRLHP 24

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

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toalysium 15

Isn't vegan boyfriend an oxymoron? YDI for giving that sort encouragement to breed.

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timberwolf1991 3

There is nothing wrong with being vegan...

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saltycookies 5

How can you trust a man who won't eat a nice juicy steak. Personally I don't trust a man who won't drink, eat meat or cuss

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siddin 6

humans are part of the animal kingdom and as such are animals. he needs to go back to science class

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lmf5292 10

I'd just like to point out that if op's boyfriend were to die his cat would eat him if given no other choice

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esco3377 6

You sure found a keeper ! ./ sarcasm off.

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Enslaved 36

Tell him you'd chose the same option but not for the same reason. Then start carrying a switchblade with you at all times.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

When people commit to a lifelong, major decision such as veganism, they really should read up on what they're getting themselves into...

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mikecole79 2

Stop dating idiots. They obviously don't have the mental fuel necessary to be much more than couch-serving assclowns for their lives. Find someone with an IQ higher than their shoe size, and a potential future that's not dependent entirely on you. And if they don't like steak, don't trust them.

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jregier89 7

Your BF is a moron, humans are a type of animal also. We just like to think we are above animals because of our development of the frontal cortex.

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