groooooss!!! im very very sorry for u :/

Shouldn't have gotten him angry. YDI

Haha no. Thats awesome

#1 new country hit!

That's not awesome. That's repulsive. She could get conjunctivitis or something worse.

well at least her eyes wont be puffy LMAO

That is incredibly gross, hope you two can help prevent problems, or maybe hide your sponge.

Put itching powder on the sponge. That will teach him!

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How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

He needs to chill his RRHOID RAGE

That's just low, come on man

I guess one could say...

The bottom?

Definitely below the belt.

Eases the swelling and covers up those unsightly anal blemishes.

Is it me or are more hemorrhoid-related FMLs being published recently? Probably just me.

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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That's slightly disgusting

Slightly?

That's slightly appealing.

I for one do not find the applying of cream onto a hemorrhoid using a makeup sponge appealing, but then again, I always seem to have the unpopular opinion

That's pretty fucked up...

Well that's totally normal