Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
wowfmlife 0
hahahahahaha! it doesnt get much better than that
dancin303 0
im a girl and i always using tampons "hurt like hell" wtf it doesnt hurt to take it out at all he could of just done one quick pull and she'd just feel a tug and i could easily see how swimming around in a pull your string may of like fallen off to the side and op that sucks im sorry
Princess_kiki 0
Well...maybe the girl was a virgin...I'm a virgin and it hurts a lot to put it in and take it out...maybe it doesnt hurt you because you have a mondo -stretch ******(; haha!
Havin 19
I agree they freaking hurt!!
sophielotus 2
They don't hurt to take out normally because they are (gross as it may sound) blood soaked. However imagine something cottony and dry (assuming it was a new tampon) being yanked out. Ouch.
OMIGODNOWAI 0
ahah. should've tucked it in. maybe you should get a smarter boyfriend too. ;|
turtlebots 0
dang. general rule of thumb, don't pull shit that's hanging out of the crotchtastic area, especially when in public.
auroralilies 0
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Gringo_fml 0
aaahahahah Absolutely magical.
BigLord 0
That's one dumb boyfriend you got there, miss.
annabanana13 0
agree with 30, wtf was he doing in that area? either way, sucks to be you, was anyone watching? awkward.
formosababie 0
educate him, please.
mayhembaby 0
I read this in Seventeen like 2 years ago.