Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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emorockerownage 9
#7 in my opinion neither is she
mfed1120 0
that would hurt. omg...sry
OperationNicole_fml 0
I don't believe this at all lol. It's not that easy to take out a tampon. It would have taken at least a couple of seconds to take it out, by which time obviously you would have noticed what he was trying to do and stopped him.
jayhawk63 0
uhh #78 "he publicly pulled out my tampon" the word publicly kind of implies PUBLIC. also, #59, LMFAO.
fakeredone 1
#22 is dumb and must be like 13 years old. pulling out a tampon does not hurt, and if it does you need to go see a doctor. and when you pull a thread u pull it hard, there was no preventing it once he started pulling so sorry and def a FML.
420hiadventurer 0
To #78: "He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML"
daniellap 0
to all of the girls saying that pulling out a tampon doesn't hurt : I agree that it's not supposed to and that most of the times it doesn't but a few years ago I was getting ready for bed (I always sleep with pads) and pulled out my tampon when it wasn't nearly bloody enough (my stupid mistake, I know) and it hurt like HELL! It felt like someone took 10 metal nails and scratched me everywhere inside lolll seeing that the boyfriend pulled it out, he might of done it really fast, etc. it's conceivable that it can hurt
Kat_MS 0
@67 Because of the potential embarrassment, maybe? And seriously, gross? ...get over it... Its not like I said to taste it, and its not like he couldn't wash his hands afterwards ... (Or does he not know how? -_-" Seriously). And to all the comments saying it doesn't hurt. Wtf? If its dry and pulled out in a strange direction of course its going to hurt.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
#65 what's wrong with giant vaginas?
FreedomFirst 0
Ouch! What a jerk. Even if it was just a string that's totally rude and out of line. If you haven't dumped him, I hope he does something really awesome for you to make up for it.