Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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wowfmlife 0
haha that would be quite a surprise for the both of you...and who ever else saw
ThumbTackBraille 0
Um, for those of you saying the boyfriend here is stupid and should know better, how the hell would he know the thickness of a tampon string? Totally not his fault. I'm a guy and my girlfriend goes into unnecessary specifics about her time of the month and the process of taking out and putting in tampons (which should not involve me at all, no one wants to hear that), and even I don't know what a tampon string looks like. WE DON'T USE TAMPONS. Let's use our heads, please, girls. :)
HungerGames95 13
yes but the question remains... why was he reaching for her crotch in public :D
rmm 0
FYL indeed, but come on, it's just a basic thing that you do when you wear a tampon in a bikini, you tuck it in and make sure it's not going to come out!
McLaughlane 0
daaaaamn....FYL! That really sucks. But....he was the one who had to stand there holding it, so I think it would be more embarrassing for him.
Stormy_fml 0
Hurts like hell? I'm assuming these posts come from non-tampon users. Or they're using them wrong. It shouldn't hurt. To the OP, sucks to be you.
brit8741 0
they're saying it hurt like he'll because OP was probably walking around And it got pulled at a weird angle.
Safko 0
I wonder what's your boyfriend's reaction when he pulled out the tampon. Ew
Klu_fml 0
HOT
alex_vik 1
How was he supposed to know you were just gonna leave your tampon string hanging out? #30 - Because he's OP's boyfriend...
dantheman_fml 0
thats what u get for eating the apple.....
Kat_MS 0
Lol @ 52...I don't expect a guy to know what one looks like, but I do expect one to respect me in public and not go tugging at things around my crotch while there are other people around. And I dunno about it being more embarrassing for the guy, he could conceal it in his hand and throw it away quickly afterwards. The girl probably had to make her way to the bathroom with a big red splotch on her bikini bottoms, dripping blood all over the place =/ (unless her period was still really light at that point, I guess...)
monbon6788 0
@60: "he could conceal it in his hand" ...would YOU want to hold someone else's bloody tampon in your hand?