Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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Top comments
The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
j1114 2
my thoughts exactly!
babee57 0
tampons don't hurt guys , pussy .
hahahayeahright 5
When they get yanked out then YES it would hurt. Damn.
juliaface 0
Maybe you just have a loose-ass pussy. e.e
cryssycakesx3 23
did anyone think that it may have just dislodged a bit and didn't actually come all the way out?
subarchetta 0
Yikes, that's horrible! I bet you ruined your bathing suit too.
Cookie_kaioo 0
Haha.. SHIT HAPPENS!!! Now don't it!?! Here's the link for more FML episodes: http://eliydallas.blogspot.com/ LooooooooooooooooL
Vivelle 0
Lolz.. I'd say Kinkeh... But >_> It's rlly embaressing and would hurt OW! D:.. =P Surely a FML..
rileybrownie 0
tampons don't hurt... and that really really sucks what did he say after???
KeDa_cookies 6
Why dont you go have a tampon ripped outta ur vag.... them tell me it doesnt hurt-_-
cryssycakesx3 23
my sympathies for that seizure that you had, 14...
Kimienxtc 0
Did it turn red? But seriously, that really sucks and it hurts too :(
ProstituteLlama 2
No, it turned blue. What do you think?
feveryoneslife23 0
not gonna lie that really sucks but funny as hell
ArmoredSandwich 0
Ah man!
bad_fish 0
i read a similar story from a girl that was posted in the Seventeen Magazine like...1 year ago.
AyeeArieel 5
yeah thats interesting to bad nobody gives a ****
AyeeArieel 5
yeah thats interesting to bad nobody gives a ****
CUBANTHUNDR 2
Haha yes! XD
HANNAHisCRAZYY 0
WOW. #18 i was just about to say that. except it was that chick talking to the guy she liked & her friend pulled it. either way, that's disgusting.
Spreed 0
Hey now, he was just trying to be helpful. XD