Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
Heidi_fml 0
#55 - try taking out a new, dry tampon before you make comments like that. It doesn't feel nice.
kbabyy92 0
agree.
niqua55 0
that is hard to believe because if he pulled yu wouldve felt it and told him to stop and ... u were wearing a bathing suit it wouldnt pop out so easy..
i_like_chicks 0
just LMAO thats all i can say hahahahah
Victoria2103 0
First of all, that's a thick string. Doubt he could've confused it with a thread. Secondly, if this is for real, it's your own fault. It shouldn't have been showing in the first place. That's just gross.
The_Cait 0
#55 Having a tampon that probably wasn't full YANKED out of you in a manor in which one might yank a loose thread while you're walking is not in any way going to be a pleasant experience. If you believe otherwise....I feel bad for you and your giant ******.
GirlX 0
I'm about skeptical about this story... tampons don't come out that easily; their removal requires a bit of tugging and pulling. And I would think that such tugging and pulling would call your attention to the scenario and you would've had time to stop him before he had a used tampon dangling from his hand. But I suppose I could give you the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps, for whatever reason, tampons can be removed from your ****** more easily than from mine.
omg_18 0
#60- really? conceal it in his HAND and throw it away after?! are you serious? why would anyone want to put their hand around a used tampon? gross.
pushinglimits_fml 0
that's hot
BrandNewKadillak 0
FYL, FHL, and F everyone's L who had to witness that.
eliz3 0
39, a lot of us are girls who use tampons? And obviously it doesn't hurt when you take it out yourself and you're PREPARED, if someone yanked it out without you knowing it would obviously hurt. Also, why do people find it neccessary to re word these FML's in an unfunny way?