FML : Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard...

Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard in the process. The whole room stared at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

annababyyyy Say more :

Hi! Op here, I've been a loyal fml user for 4 years now and I can't believe this got posted! Let me just clear some things up: The lecture was part of my summer camp - not college. I'm 16. I wasn't taking notes because it was summer camp. I wish I pretended it wasn't me, but I was so in shock I couldn't think straight!! Even the lecturer stared at me My friends where there and laughed hysterically, and I quickly explained what happened. I am capable of laughing at myself, so it wasn't that bad. as for all the fish puns- keep um coming!!

By annababyyyy / Monday 25 August 2014 01:09 / United States - Silver Spring

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By colton_colton | 49

#6047397 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:39

Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward

By BadApple88 | 29

#6047399 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:40

No smell, No evidence

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By colton_colton | 49

#6047397 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:39

Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward

Arathis | 19

#6047406 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:55

One time in class my shoe slipped and squeaked, only the squeak sounded like a fart, and everyone stared at me too.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6047473 - Monday 25 August 2014 17:18

Go Fish...

CHUBBYninja | 18

#6047476 - Monday 25 August 2014 17:29

#9 Go post an FML instead of here. No one cares.

By BadApple88 | 29

#6047399 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:40

No smell, No evidence

saba_ajira | 29

#6047405 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:54

Unfortunately that's not always the case. Sorry OP

silvercamaro | 21

#6047483 - Monday 25 August 2014 17:46

I think in this case the room wouldn't be looking for evidence, they're just assuming they know what happened

By Pancakes017 | 19

#6047400 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:41

Your argument sounds fishy to me.

By tony1891 | 22

#6047401 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:44

at least you didn't smell like fish op.

lennon_ | 16

#6047506 - Monday 25 August 2014 18:29

ew why do people always have to be dirty.

itwasthedognotme | 14

#6047656 - Monday 25 August 2014 20:55

Hi, you must be new here..

By Dreamsorrow93 | 24

#6047402 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:47

When that happens it's better to look up and around quickly to act like your searching for the person too.

By najraa | 19

#6047403 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:47

Always do it again, so they now it wasn't your ass that made the noise :).

vipirius | 18

#6047420 - Monday 25 August 2014 15:12

Maybe it's just my luck but I never get to make the same noise again in those situations.

nellbell414 | 13

#6047477 - Monday 25 August 2014 17:33

Yah same, or people don't believe you

SneezyBear | 27

#6047505 - Monday 25 August 2014 18:28

This exact thing happened to me once in my year 12 exam... which is even worse lmao. I (along with more than half the class) finished the exam half an hour early (it was a super easy exam), and we weren't allowed to leave until the very end. My friends could barely contain themselves and the exam supervisor was glaring at me. Good times.

IMSCARJOHANSSON | 22

#6048765 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 20:12

#29 are you ok?

By Aero_x | 21

#6047404 - Monday 25 August 2014 14:49

I was always that kid in class that walked to the back of the room and stood by the wall for a bit. When the teacher asked what I was doing I simply replied, "Farting."
Of course mine were very real and pretty much silent...