By annababyyyy - 25/08/2014 01:09 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard in the process. The whole room stared at me. FML
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Hi! Op here, I've been a loyal fml user for 4 years now and I can't believe this got posted! Let me just clear some things up: The lecture was part of my summer camp - not college. I'm 16. I wasn't taking notes because it was summer camp. I wish I pretended it wasn't me, but I was so in shock I couldn't think straight!! Even the lecturer stared at me My friends where there and laughed hysterically, and I quickly explained what happened. I am capable of laughing at myself, so it wasn't that bad. as for all the fish puns- keep um coming!!

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colton_colton 49

Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward

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BadApple88 29
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No smell, No evidence

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colton_colton 49

Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward

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Arathis 19
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One time in class my shoe slipped and squeaked, only the squeak sounded like a fart, and everyone stared at me too.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Go Fish...

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CHUBBYninja 18
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#9 Go post an FML instead of here. No one cares.

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BadApple88 29
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No smell, No evidence

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saba_ajira 29
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Unfortunately that's not always the case. Sorry OP

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silvercamaro 22
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I think in this case the room wouldn't be looking for evidence, they're just assuming they know what happened

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Pancakes017 19

Your argument sounds fishy to me.

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tony1891 22

at least you didn't smell like fish op.

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lennon_ 16

ew why do people always have to be dirty.

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itwasthedognotme 14
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Hi, you must be new here..

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Dreamsorrow93 24

When that happens it's better to look up and around quickly to act like your searching for the person too.

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najraa 19
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Always do it again, so they now it wasn't your ass that made the noise :).

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vipirius 18
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Maybe it's just my luck but I never get to make the same noise again in those situations.

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nellbell414 13

Yah same, or people don't believe you

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SneezyBear 27
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This exact thing happened to me once in my year 12 exam... which is even worse lmao. I (along with more than half the class) finished the exam half an hour early (it was a super easy exam), and we weren't allowed to leave until the very end. My friends could barely contain themselves and the exam supervisor was glaring at me. Good times.

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IMSCARJOHANSSON 24

#29 are you ok?

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Aero_x 21

I was always that kid in class that walked to the back of the room and stood by the wall for a bit. When the teacher asked what I was doing I simply replied, "Farting." Of course mine were very real and pretty much silent...

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ohSNAPyall 26
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There is not usually a "that kid" like that. Just you.

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

i hate being the center of any negative of embarassing attention. sorry op

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

If you can't do it again to prove it wasn't real then might as well let out a few real ones since your nonfarting rep is over anyway.

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Grandmastasexy 14
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If it was keeping you entertained i would keep doing it

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