By annababyyyy - 25/08/2014 01:09 - United States - Silver Spring
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Hi! Op here, I've been a loyal fml user for 4 years now and I can't believe this got posted! Let me just clear some things up: The lecture was part of my summer camp - not college. I'm 16. I wasn't taking notes because it was summer camp. I wish I pretended it wasn't me, but I was so in shock I couldn't think straight!! Even the lecturer stared at me My friends where there and laughed hysterically, and I quickly explained what happened. I am capable of laughing at myself, so it wasn't that bad. as for all the fish puns- keep um coming!!
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One time in class my shoe slipped and squeaked, only the squeak sounded like a fart, and everyone stared at me too.
#9 Go post an FML instead of here. No one cares.
No smell, No evidence
Unfortunately that's not always the case. Sorry OP
I think in this case the room wouldn't be looking for evidence, they're just assuming they know what happened
Hi, you must be new here..
Always do it again, so they now it wasn't your ass that made the noise :).
Maybe it's just my luck but I never get to make the same noise again in those situations.
This exact thing happened to me once in my year 12 exam... which is even worse lmao. I (along with more than half the class) finished the exam half an hour early (it was a super easy exam), and we weren't allowed to leave until the very end. My friends could barely contain themselves and the exam supervisor was glaring at me. Good times.
I was always that kid in class that walked to the back of the room and stood by the wall for a bit. When the teacher asked what I was doing I simply replied, "Farting." Of course mine were very real and pretty much silent...
There is not usually a "that kid" like that. Just you.
If it was keeping you entertained i would keep doing it
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Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward
No smell, No evidence