Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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CJ228 0
"Today, a string was hanging from my girlfriend's bathing suit. I thought it was a thread hanging from her bikini bottom. I publicly pulled out her tampon. FML"
aminel 0
lol agree
tehrevenant 0
Not calling this a fake, but it's kind of hard to believe. Pulling out a tampon, especially one that isn't full yet, requires a little bit of force and some maneuvering. If you were walking, as you said, you would have felt the tugging, because it probably would have hurt like hell. Couldn't you just tell him to stop? Besides, this is a Whoopi Goldberg joke. Just sayin'.
Etherial 0
Agreed. I'm surprised more girls didn't say something about how improbable this FML is... Either your boyfriend yanked that tampon with all his strength or neither you or him are too smart to realize what was happening Funny story though.
SuchaLady 0
If the tampon was full, then, no, it doesn't take much force to pull it out, especially if he yanked it like you do with a thread so you don't pull more off.
pickledpandas 0
I have a friend this happened to, it's not unheard of.
Sahib15 0
it's possible, but seriously, the first thing I thought of was PAIN.
XmyviolentheartX 13
When you see a thread hanging from a shirt do you delicately pull it? No, you yank on it a hard as you can. (sometimes they don't come off easily. )
jesse_mxlover 6
I really don't mean to be a smart ass .. But she never said she was walking..
Toadlord 0
I feel bad for him more than I feel bad for you. JFC.
EffYoLife 14
why u walkin round with tampon strings hanging from your bathing suit do-do
no65438 0
maybe because it wasn't tucked in anymore " do-do"
arques 0
You think you feel bad about yourself? Imagine your poor boyfriend.
Linx_fml 0
ha wow :P next time check HAHAHA
pwnrzero 0
y would ur bf do that creepy
frozentreats 0
cuz he can dumbass
froggy123000 0
That SUCKS for you!!! I feel bad now...
cherrigrl22 0
wow that really sucks...
potatopeeler 0
Why was your boyfriend pulling on a string near your crotch in public?
thecookielovrxx 8
Agreed