Bitten

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 00:01 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML

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By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By aurora320 - 19/07/2016 19:50 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, when confronting my boyfriend about slapping a girl's ass in the club, he claimed: "There was a mosquito on it." FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By akasha - 06/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Stained

By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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Solo

By AmIworthit? - 13/08/2021 10:01 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I had to admit to an attractive coworker that it wasn't a hickey on my neck, but a mosquito bite instead. I then realized how alone I am. FML

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Get it off me!

By Katieeee - 04/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 0:52

So, you let a mosquito suck your dick? You are a pervert! Mosquito life spans are way less than 18 years, so you're a pedo, too!

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 2 September 2019 2:15

Why was she looking at your crotch? She's the pervert!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 September 2019 0:52

So, you let a mosquito suck your dick? You are a pervert! Mosquito life spans are way less than 18 years, so you're a pedo, too!

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 2 September 2019 1:30

18 is legal... come on, you're better than this

mekiswrite 21

Monday 2 September 2019 1:56

Considering the life span of a female mosquito it max 56 days and the lifespan of a Male is 10, definitely not legal.

mas12806 24

Monday 2 September 2019 1:33

You don’t owe her an explanation

jahrule 3

Monday 2 September 2019 1:34

lol wtf🤣🤣🤣

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 2 September 2019 2:15

Why was she looking at your crotch? She's the pervert!

Sinshine 28

Monday 2 September 2019 2:57

You don't have to explain anything to a random stranger. Should have told her to mind her own business instead of worrying about your crotch.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 2 September 2019 6:27

Could you not just have shown her..?

Richard Luna 1

Tuesday 3 September 2019 3:44

Mosquitoe bite in the crotch? Nay you a pervert

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 9 September 2019 2:38

That's one of my pet peeves - guys scratching their nuts in public. It's a terrible habit and makes you look trashy. Please don't do it.

YallDeservedItJk 22

Monday 9 September 2019 16:45

Did she ask you for an explanation or did you decide to just start talking about your crotch to her??? If you did that’s creepy af and YDI

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