Bitten

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 00:01 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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So, you let a mosquito suck your dick? You are a pervert! Mosquito life spans are way less than 18 years, so you're a pedo, too!

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GoogieWithers 22
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Why was she looking at your crotch? She's the pervert!

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RichardPencil 30
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So, you let a mosquito suck your dick? You are a pervert! Mosquito life spans are way less than 18 years, so you're a pedo, too!

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EmDizzle2007 28
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18 is legal... come on, you're better than this

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mekiswrite 21
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Considering the life span of a female mosquito it max 56 days and the lifespan of a Male is 10, definitely not legal.

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mas12806 23
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You don’t owe her an explanation

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jahrule 3
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lol wtf🤣🤣🤣

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GoogieWithers 22
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Why was she looking at your crotch? She's the pervert!

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Sinshine 28
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You don't have to explain anything to a random stranger. Should have told her to mind her own business instead of worrying about your crotch.

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Wadlaen 21
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Could you not just have shown her..?

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Richard Luna 1
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Mosquitoe bite in the crotch? Nay you a pervert

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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That's one of my pet peeves - guys scratching their nuts in public. It's a terrible habit and makes you look trashy. Please don't do it.

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YallDeservedItJk 22

Did she ask you for an explanation or did you decide to just start talking about your crotch to her??? If you did that’s creepy af and YDI

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