idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
GidleyWife
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
amber s
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Krazydude1000
Hangry DVD
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
OytoBeAfather
Nesconset, United States
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
poorman
Derwood, United States
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Top comments
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
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Comments (58)
aprilfacee 0
hahahaha I'd make him buy you a new onee, how immature!!!!
rainybubbles 0
you raised him YDI
jnpanrp719331 0
you are a failure as a parent simce he is a ****** moron and you still support him
iluvme4never 0
kick him out of the ******* house, moron. don't bitch to the internet about it.
Willdub 0
You should not make fun of retards even if they are your own retards.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
YDI for having Nick Harper as a son.
OFF1C3RSLAT3R 4
Parenting at its finest..
haydenhades 21
oh wow