idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
GidleyWife
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
amber s
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Krazydude1000
Hangry DVD
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
OytoBeAfather
Nesconset, United States
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
poorman
Derwood, United States
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Top comments
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
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Comments (58)
StitchedBear 0
I wouldn't even think it was cute if my 2 year old did that..
TinyDude 10
It wouldnt be cute at all i wouldve stuffed it back into his mouth.
SadinSherman 16
Wow someone is immature.
swimmerstud 7
u found his piggy bank! oh no!
Hannerzzz 0
haha just imagine him in front of it like "this is gonna be the best movie EVER!!"
KylaaKatastrophe 0
"Oh maaan, it's gonna be eeeven better than the tootsie roll and a.b.c. gum I put in there last weeeeek!, Woo-hoooo!!"
Hannerzzz 0
haha yess!
iheartglasses 0
At least he's old enough to buy you a new one if it messed up. If not, its ridiculously simple to take the cover off of them and just find the coins :)
imdacookiemonsta 0
so ur saying that if he was 24 it would be cute?
lovelyliz916 5
Some people don't understand sarcasm. xP
clarky_95 0
it wouldn't be cute anyway
AgeIsJustANumber 0
sad......