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By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

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Kurliez408 32

Friday 6 July 2018 15:49

why did a four year old have access to over $500?

OneGuySixDemons 23

Thursday 2 February 2017 11:22

Repeat after me: Children. Are. Stupid.

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Thursday 2 February 2017 11:22

Repeat after me: Children. Are. Stupid.

Kurliez408 32

Friday 6 July 2018 15:49

why did a four year old have access to over $500?

Bahamian 1

Monday 29 October 2018 20:08

I know this is way late but the Government actually will redeem that money free of charge to anyone else with a similar predicament and they will wire the reimbursement straight to your account. https://bep.gov/submitaclaim.html

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