Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
poorman
Derwood, United States
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Anonymous
Wellington, New Zealand
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
jen
United States
Smart move
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
fionnathehuman
United States
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Top comments
Kurliez408 32
why did a four year old have access to over $500?
OneGuySixDemons 23
Repeat after me: Children. Are. Stupid.
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OneGuySixDemons 23
Repeat after me: Children. Are. Stupid.
Kurliez408 32
why did a four year old have access to over $500?
Bahamian 1
I know this is way late but the Government actually will redeem that money free of charge to anyone else with a similar predicament and they will wire the reimbursement straight to your account. https://bep.gov/submitaclaim.html