Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Cool party trick!!

I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!


Cool party trick!!

I like your picture #1 I've seen it before LOL

If I had a rice for everytime I- oh wait...

They still sell Tic Tacs?

yes 101 "they" do still sell tictacs I would suggest some for your penis breath asap

102 - Also, it's a good thing her picture is in black and white, because I have a feeling that she's as orange as an Oompa Loompa.

73- Win!!! hilarious mental picture there with your comments!!

that. right there. is. SKILL!!

Hey now, y'all be nice!

That's just gross Op.

YDI for not realizing it had come out of your trachea and past your pharynx and somehow past your mouth; up into your nasal cavity. I call fake.

102 and 106. I hope that made you feel better about yourselves by saying that.

Yes, it did. I am exuberant. Can't you tell?

And my comment wasn't -as bad- as 102's. 102 called her a whore/slut, and I said that she probably has one of those terrible orange spraytans (which is probably true, looking at the tone of her skin in the picture, in addition to the hints that she isn't naturally dark).

This is not really an FML, funny still. But, your life is not going to change too much from what I can tell...

yeah eew.. but bigwhoopteedoo get over it,, not much of an FML

No, #2, what's gross is how she so deserves it for swallowing (or in this accidentally swallowing) anything white that isn't semen.

ewwwwwwww 85. srsly just cuz u can't get any doesn't mean op deserves to get comments from womanizers like you

85, tic tacs are orange.

111- You mean "...are ALSO orange" right?

117-I think he meant the GOOD tic tacs are orange:))

you all know that the OP is a man, right?

85 doesn't know that.

Sounds painful! :/

actually no. I was choking on some food once and coughed and it came out my nose. it mostly felt weird and kinda tickled

ya, but I bet you were eating noodles or something. op was eating a hard candy. ouch. :P

I was eating a chocolate grasshopper in Mexico when it happened D:

that's what she said.

Selena, you are very pretty. :)

A Chocolate Grasshoper ? ThatS nasty and un-human

Selena hit me up! :)

Selena hit me up! :)

Happens to me with carrot pieces all the tume

has anyone ever told you that you look like Tina Fay

Yeah, you do look like Tina Fey.

I am Steve Carell Let's do it.

i always knew Steve was a crazy box man sent to capture earth for the Irish.

why do you have to single out the Irish?

oh yeah u do!

I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!

that's not an fml, that's a win

especially if he finished it afterward!

It is only cool when it goes out of the apposed to the left, then, and only then, is it an 'FML'

agreed with 7...that sounds epic ;D

that must really hurt!!!! ouch but that's pretty cool!

omg I love ur pic 