Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Hangry DVD
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Top comments
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
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Comments (58)
amayaa_fml 7
haha your too old to be on here
kittysammich_fml 0
Your son sound like a loser and a failure
EulessMeangirls 0
Beat fool
Dnastro 0
lolwtfff was he high?
zackkmann21 0
hahaha funny
NeverShoutKira 0
hahaha. oh geez.
labratory5 0
that's what you get for dropping him
madrabbit 3
today would be the day he found his shit in the front yard and the locks changed.
franwins0827 7
Is he retarded?
SAgirl 24
i hope so... if hes not, then i guess hes just stupid
lilluvowl 0
ydi for letting ur 25 year old son live with you...