By Shelly - 30/10/2010 18:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 157
You deserved it 12 579

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wow, did you dress like a hooker or did you wear Lady Gagas meat dress?

perdix 29

That's what you get for dressing like a bitch! Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?

Comments

at least somebody did... or should I say something?....

12- you just won. you won everything!

OP has one possible choice now, **********.

Actually 44 Halloween is like a combo holiday of the Celtic harvest festival Samhain which marks the end of summer and the beginning of the dark half of the year and the Christian holiday of All Saints' Day where they celebrate those who made it into heaven. So realistically it's as much about ****** as it is ghost stories :)

Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko!

it's actually all hallows eve and in christian history it was the night lucifer was allowed to walk the earth and collect souls. ( yes grammar is bad I'm on my iPod and it isn't auto correcting)

Draminicaus 0

Wow, seriously? I had never heard that part of the story. that's actually really interesting. lol

74 all hallows eve is the night before all saints day in Christian beliefs and is signified with fasting before the next days feasting (which is why we now let our kids get sugar coma'd out :p) it's a preparation for celebrating martyrs saints and the 'hallowed' people meaning holy etc. I have studied this topic thoroughly and never heard any factual information on this from any decent sources, nor from any research (including Christian resources) but a friend told me his crazy church elder had told him that story. So I would be willing to bet your 'lucifer' source lied to you :/ it'd be a way cooler story though. lol

zakkyzebra 11

I came here to laugh. not learn >:/

missawesome16 0

finally some one who gets it i mean it's about scary the shit out of kids not trying to seduce them ******

at least somebody did... or should I say something?....

janelly16 7

I think this should tell you something

Heads-up to all you Casanovas out there: FML isn't a dating site; we don't encourage flirting, we don't like creeper comments, we don't hand out free condoms and we don't give you sex ed classes. What we DO do is encourage you to take your beautiful love to private messaging instead! Now go forth and please refrain from multiplying.

KingDingALing 9

Hey Sirin...you know, I'm single and I was just wondering if you want to---comment moderated. Just kidding. :p

KingDingALing 9
roadkill223 0

3, I need to tell you something also, you're 16. you shouldn't dress like a *****. Cover up.

lol my comment keeps gettin moderated well Janel nice body once again lol

roadkill223 0

Figures, a power-hungry mod "fixed" my comment...

then it's obviously not sexy don't flatter urself

Draminicaus 0

Damn. That's the largest amount of moderated comments I had ever seen. lol

Janel those are some nice boobies u got there : ) comment moderated.... once again

Really? Not even the token perverted old guy down the road? For shame!

fugly *****, stop sharing your terrible life with us we wanna hear funny fmls not depressing ones about stupid fat chicks who try to look like *****

pedosmurf 7

Beastilality is looking good?

Wow, did you dress like a hooker or did you wear Lady Gagas meat dress?

sourgirl101 28

I just watched that "Lady Pasta" video on YouTube and thought it was cute.

tannarox 0

did you put cantaloupes in your bra? because there is not a snowball's chance in hell that those are real.

jcortez1594 0

Wtf is wrong with your chest.....

The Mods are cleaning house tonight XD

perdix 29

That's what you get for dressing like a bitch! Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?

Just because the costume is sexy doesn't mean it will look sexy on you.

perdix 29

YDI for looking for the red rocket.