Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML
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shove117
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at least somebody did... or should I say something?....
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seanders
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Yeah, hope you like doggie style OP
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thatguy888
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seanders... WINS
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TehPiGuy
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12- you just won. you won everything!
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yuggi1
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OP has one possible choice now, bestiality.
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Iskaria
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Actually 44 Halloween is like a combo holiday of the Celtic harvest festival Samhain which marks the end of summer and the beginning of the dark half of the year and the Christian holiday of All Saints' Day where they celebrate those who made it into heaven. So realistically it's as much about whores as it is ghost stories :)
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angrynegro7
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Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko!
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MzKitty83
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it's actually all hallows eve and in christian history it was the night lucifer was allowed to walk the earth and collect souls. ( yes grammar is bad I'm on my iPod and it isn't auto correcting)
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Draminicaus
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Wow, seriously? I had never heard that part of the story. that's actually really interesting. lol
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Iskaria
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74 all hallows eve is the night before all saints day in Christian beliefs and is signified with fasting before the next days feasting (which is why we now let our kids get sugar coma'd out :p) it's a preparation for celebrating martyrs saints and the 'hallowed' people meaning holy etc. I have studied this topic thoroughly and never heard any factual information on this from any decent sources, nor from any research (including Christian resources) but a friend told me his crazy church elder had told him that story.
So I would be willing to bet your 'lucifer' source lied to you :/ it'd be a way cooler story though. lol
So I would be willing to bet your 'lucifer' source lied to you :/ it'd be a way cooler story though. lol
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zakkyzebra
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I came here to laugh. not learn >:/
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missawesome16
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finally some one who gets it i mean it's about scary the shit out of kids not trying to seduce them whores
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shove117
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at least somebody did... or should I say something?....
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janelly16
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I think this should tell you something
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cool_guy1234
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number 3 u r fine looking lol
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coNsperAZI
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you are sexy as hell
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Sirin_fml
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Heads-up to all you Casanovas out there: FML isn't a dating site; we don't encourage flirting, we don't like creeper comments, we don't hand out free condoms and we don't give you sex ed classes. What we DO do is encourage you to take your beautiful love to private messaging instead! Now go forth and please refrain from multiplying.
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KingDingALing
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Hey Sirin...you know, I'm single and I was just wondering if you want to---comment moderated.
Just kidding. :p
Just kidding. :p
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Sirin_fml
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[nevermind!]
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StitchedBear
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haha sirlin is funnyy (:
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KingDingALing
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Or was I? Heheh...
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cool_guy1234
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nice body Janel : )
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roadkill223
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3, I need to tell you something also, you're 16. you shouldn't dress like a whore. Cover up.
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cool_guy1234
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lol my comment keeps gettin moderated well Janel nice body once again lol
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roadkill223
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Figures, a power-hungry mod "fixed" my comment...
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lilldude7
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then it's obviously not sexy don't flatter urself
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TwoFootedMan
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Comment moderated? haha
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Draminicaus
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Damn. That's the largest amount of moderated comments I had ever seen. lol
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xMegan
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put some clothes on.
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RVD705
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Cute!
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cool_guy1234
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Janel those are some nice boobies u got there : ) comment moderated.... once again
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Filitov
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Really? Not even the token perverted old guy down the road? For shame!
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swalch43
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fugly whore, stop sharing your terrible life with us we wanna hear funny fmls not depressing ones about stupid fat chicks who try to look like sluts
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pedosmurf
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Beastilality is looking good?
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karinabeby
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one is better then nothing.
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ilovemydoodle123
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way to be positive!
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mattman1994
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Wow, did you dress like a hooker or did you wear Lady Gagas meat dress?
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sourgirl101
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I just watched that "Lady Pasta" video on YouTube and thought it was cute.
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David Horgan
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Gaga's
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biskitbukit
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Sucks, you didn't get out enough then.
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6sick6
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TITTIES!!
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yuggi1
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Nah, they are fake-ies!
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tannarox
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did you put cantaloupes in your bra? because there is not a snowball's chance in hell that those are real.
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jcortez1594
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Wtf is wrong with your chest.....
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Diabla_
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^^^^
WTF indeed =/
WTF indeed =/
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Siji
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The Mods are cleaning house tonight XD
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perdix
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That's what you get for dressing like a bitch!
Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?
Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?
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Lexi_Luvz_Ya
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I see what you did there... :)
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hotdogcore
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Just because the costume is sexy doesn't mean it will look sexy on you.
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perdix
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YDI for looking for the red rocket.
Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?