By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 616
You deserved it 5 109

Same thing different taste

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At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?


Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?

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55) This is why you should always reread your comment before posting.

ApollosMyth 22

56, -Or stay in school. >.

blue_seduction 6

Should have fabreezed that shit.

Not even Febreeze covers Joint or Cigarette odor completely

Joints, cigarettes, and cigars are very strong odors that need to dissipate on their own with help from things like fabreeze. A big problem is housing maters absorb those odors as well, making them hard to get rid of.

I find that scented carpet powders work well.

Ozium works wonders, axe just masks the smell, ozium eliminates it.

UncleMuscles 5

Get fresh air circulating in combination with febreeze.

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How could the parent possibly deserve that? He didn't decide or tell his son to smoke joints.

I actually had misread it to say "joints I'D smoked" thinking that the son was covering the parents smell but it was too late to edit. I'm eating the dislikes. Lol

If you're still hungry after I got plenty to spare

lacirenae 6

Why didn't he just go find a secretive spot outside?

That's a really long way to walk. Plus there are no Pringles OUTside the house.

He's fried his brain so bad rational things don't make sense anymore

perdix 29

Did it make you involuntarily jump his bones? No? False advertising!! You should axe him not to do that again.

OP should kick her son's axe now before he could go off to further join(t) in on sketchy drug deals. (I tried)

Birdjr1995 5

I just thought of a new Febreze commercial. Can the blindfolded mom figure out that her son is smoking weed right in front of her? Not if he sprays Febreze.

senor_awesome 14

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gingerrrr88 11

My brother did that once, it's worse than you think....

jaystreet46 4

Pot is a lovely fragrance. Dunno maybe you've only smelled mexican downtown brown

At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

michael666 7

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I doubt anyone cares if you are smoking a bowl or not. If you enjoyed his comment, just leave a thumbs up to Doc and be off with yourself.

Hey, Doc, according to commenter #11 - Sunkissedluster (a few posts below) - you are a "conceded anti pot dick head." I don't give a shit about marijuana, one way or the other, but I am seriously amused right now. Conceded. Ha. :)

Damn it, Jim! You already noticed. Ah well, I am still amused.

Oh god, I'd rather smell pot that Axe. Hey guys who apparently have no sense of smell, no girls like Axe.

theslimshadylp 6

I like axe because angels fall from the sky wham I spray it.

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I am on team axe as well. It just does something to me.

Hey axe is amazing the only reason it's so strong is because us guys smell terrible, in small doses axe does smell really good for those who don't believe me try the fresh clix rub on stick.

klovemachine 24

Axe only works if you spray the girl in their eyes and drag them in the alley :-D (thank you larry the cable guy)

rocketshock 8

I like the rock star and chocolate axe. I prefer old spice though;p Also, my ex used to wear this spray called BOD that came in a red plastic bottle. He smelled freaking enticing whenever he wore that, even though it was super cheap.

Axe smells pretty terrible as well. And her idiot son must be a real idiot to think some chemical crap would cover up the smell of the herb he was smoking. I'm tempted to say next time try Febreze, but I bet that has a nasty chemical smell as well.

Personaly I like the smell of kilo from axe but other than that it gives me a head ache even in small amounts

HalfLit 17

It's funny cause your profile picture looks like your punching your nose closed lol

axe is GROSS, but dont be dissing the weed, okay hun??

UltimateGIRness 16

Your profile makes me want to shoot you and myself. I bet you live by yolo and think you have swag don't you

Yeah... your profile makes you seem kind of conceited. No issues with it until the bit where you bash specific commenters by name. Dick move.

No charvisioku, apparently I'm the conceited one. Or is that "conceded", sunkissedluster? Hm? By the way, calling an adult "hun" when you're all of 18 years old is incredibly obnoxious.

StormGirl142 24

I just read your profile. You're obviously a moron. By the way, the Doc has a reason for being against the use of weed. He is an actual doctor who understands the negative effects of marijuana. Go get an education and a life, "fuckhead."

33 - Thanks a lot. I was perfectly ready to dismiss this as just another idiot without anything intelligent to say, until you mentioned it's profile. Then I had to read it just to see how hilarious it was. It wasn't. It made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork. I was having a perfectly great day, and now I'm just inexplicably sad. Thanks.

I'll help you spork out your eyes if you help me with mine. Not sure how the order will work though...either way, her profile screams attention ***** with her picture being focused on her scampish showing of skin in a display of complete lack of any self respect. Keep drinking your tequila so you can forget how you already failed at life at the miraculous age of 18 "hun".

The_Water_Ninja 9

I was going to say something about this, but, after reading her profile, I decided that nothing needs to be said from me...

102, upon further review, I conclude that it may be easier with ice cream scoops. We just get them lined up, then on the count of three, push the trigger-like doohickeys.

#102 - Actually, displaying your body shows self-confidence! It has nothing to do with a lack of self-respect. Yes, the girl is clearly an idiot, but commenting on her outfit choice (something that is none of your concern and affects your life in no way whatsoever) is exactly the kind of thing that prevents gender equality from ever being achieved. A woman's body should be dictated by no one but herself (same for men!) and having people comment on it like it's some kind of disgusting display is highly sexist, whether you intended it to be or not. tl;dr: please don't be accidentally sexist - especially about matters which have NO IMPACT UPON YOUR LIFE WHATSOEVER.

Holy shit, #11, your profile and picture scream "I'm a stupid & thirsty yolo bitch."

my comment had no efdect on your life whatsoever so why preach about it? I feel that, using hee profile, she has no confidence in who she is as a person and thus takes to using her confidence in her looks as being her only way of attracting attention. I prefer to be attracted to a womens personality because of my lack of sexism. I appreciate the point you are trying to make, but try to make sure I am actually being sexist. I find the same qualities in men who show off a lot. both are completely equal in this catagory and I have no idea how you got sexism out of it.

lmf5292 10

120- I'm all for gender equality and self confidence but taking a picture of yourself with your **** half out (#11) is just trashy and gives women a bad image

you all need to get yolo out of your asses

What is wrong if DocBastard hates weed? I thought you didn't "give five ***** what the haters say"? Please, inform about how you intelligence is carrying you along in this world.

DjMonroe95 11

Ahhh pot, smells so good. If he wanted to successfully cover the scent, incense does the trick. I wouldn't know though :)