seandoc

About Seandoc

I'm seandoc. I like to make others laugh, the smell of gasoline, and all of the regular commenters. Feel free to message me if you want to talk or if you have something funny to say!

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Seandoc's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 7 January 2013 20:01 / United States - Danbury

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:34 / United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:02 / Canada - Belle River

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By great. / Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:59 /

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Beginner

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Mobility

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

100 kick-ass comments

Profile completed

50 favorites

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

Happy ending

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I’m your new creative director

Tweet, tweet

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Picture this FML

I liked to the power of 20

Judgmental

YDI Master

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Perfectionist

50 quality comments

A new thumb

The rules are the rules

Work is a 4-letter word

Tell us what happened next

My diary is a collector's item

One more and it's business time