By Anonymous - 18/7/2013 09:29 - Canada - Cornwall
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
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  FML_Whale  |  18

40 - Personally I like the smell of it, but most males I have come in contact with basically bathe in it and make the smell overpowering and sickening.

With perfumes: less is more.

By  MerrikBarbarian  |  9

Kick him out of the room? If he refuses you can learn all sorts of great things online like how to throw a lasso and hog tie someone. Not that I would ever need to look such things up... *looks innocent*

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  goose12321  |  11

I reckon. It's amazing how inconsiderate some people are, especially to family. I know if my sibling was allergic to something, there'd be no way I would've been allowed to buy it (not that I'd want to anyway if I found out they were allergic).

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  buckerado  |  19

I use Old Spice despite the rest of my football team's use of Axe. They spray it on everything they can and the locker room smells like every scent mixed together. Axe is most likely a great product, but a little bit of Axe goes a long way. Most guys "spray that sh!t on everything!"

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  aurynforever  |  11

47 - because the first guy meant ask.
The second guy meant 'axe him'. Like with an actual axe.

By  Wizardo  |  33

Go all Jason X on his ass and show him the real Axe effect, while you scare the crap out of him with a real axe... you'd be surprised with the results.

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  CrissyyyS2  |  22

I don't know how Phoenix smells. My boyfriend said he rather use female deodorants or body sprays. If he had to choose something from Axe it would be Kilo.