Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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ariverperson
| 11
urine a bit of a messy situation there
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perdix
| 29
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."
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tomhofer
| 14
That would put me in a pissy mood (haha)
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Catkam623
| 27
I simply feel bad for the cleaner with her shitty husband pissing all her money away and the problems of living by such a wet location.
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rokemay
| 10
15 - What?
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rokemay
| 10
...
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aly_goes_rawr
| 3
DAMN YOU THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!
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razzberry
| 9
At least you got off?
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U_GotitDude
| 18
But was it worth it?
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CCSA
| 12
50- I guess OP might not totally enjoy the moment (or the moment shortly after), hence the FML, but there are definitely females who love such experience and consider it "worth it"
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onlychildFTW
| 33
I think as long as you get off its a good thing.
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IscoreOnU
| 19
Women would find a way to complain about orgasming lol
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ariverperson
| 11
urine a bit of a messy situation there
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taka805
| 10
Nice!!!
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FlubbaBubba
| 12
I bet OP was a bit peeved after that incident.
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ChazzyWazzy1998
| 10
There's a button for that #75 -_-
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johobus28
| 26
Get out.
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micahdunk
| 13
Never to young to wet the bed I guess.
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StalkerChick
| 13
Old?
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micahdunk
| 13
Yeah. Commenting when you are half asleep isn't smart. I realized my mistake just as my edit time ran out.
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ilovegordon
| 6
*Too young. Come on now, focus!
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Sinamoi
| 18
Says the guy who missed the whole conversation above about her being too *old, not young.
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perdix
| 29
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."
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rockstar362
| 8
Can I have your autograph?
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T9FTW
| 20
Why? You're the rockstar..
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rockstar362
| 8
Touché
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Stalkerloo
| 11
At least it wasn't on a store's floor.
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cliffibom
| 15
I'd rather piss on the floor
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howdeedoo
| 22
6-Why would they be having sex on a store's floor?
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Jordath_Fil
| 11
Obviously 58 you have never had sex in a store... During business hours... ;)
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Ani28
| 10
#58, it's a reference to an earlier FML about a drunk man relieving himself on a shop floor after being told that the shop didn't sell alcohol.
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tigersman1c
| 19
i have, it was fun.
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nigsuzzi
| 3
Based on 92s comment combined with his amazing self pic, I think we found that drunk!
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SuperDanielNL
| 23
Well that's total satisfaction for ya... Good luck cleaning though.
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zombieslayer83
| 19
All that matters is that it was intense.
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DEATHBYEX1LE
| 11
and wet
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ICastillo
| 24
That's not bad, I piss on everything on purpose. That's how I mark my territory.... Girls get mad at me when I do this, I don't know why...
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buying_mace
| 5
You must be a relative of my husband. He does the same thing.
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willbur73q
| 7
Weird comment. Yet I had to thumb it up.
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His_Holiness
| 18
Is your name R Kelly by chance?
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kobelstone23
| 13
I'm i the only one wondering why her husband read 50 shades of grey?
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Razi_tail
| 25
Guys can read love stories as well, don't be judgemental.
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kobelstone23
| 13
But its not a love story its book porn:p
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PincessBoff
| 6
#27
There's your answer. Porn is porn to men! They don't care if its written down and put in a book or on a DVD. It's. All. Porn.
There's your answer. Porn is porn to men! They don't care if its written down and put in a book or on a DVD. It's. All. Porn.
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Fanain
| 2
Isn't that more of a reason a guy would feel inclined to reading it?
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PincessBoff
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#31
Exactly my point, above your comment.
Exactly my point, above your comment.
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charlton2142
| 5
Technically she said partner, coulda been another chick
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Chelsea_bella
| 20
Her partner is a guy. She said "He was right" in the next sentence.
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jmacfan1
| 16
Technically op is a guy. Look up in the corner of the fml. Blue guy sign
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Veratas
| 9
Note to self. Buy a mattress cover and 50 Shades of Grey.
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rachelphillie
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60- my app shows that OP is female..
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sig4life
| 18
OP is a girl, and guys normally don't do written porn, we are usually visual while women are more mental. Pardon the pun.
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evilplatypus
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60 - It's not blue, it's purple. And it's not guy sign, it's the female sign.
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tigersman1c
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Actually guys are more visually stimulated while women are more into reading. Basicly, guy porn lots of pictures, girl porn has a story and plot. lol
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dmblonde
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61 you can actually just download it online for free ;P
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sig4life
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#97 you should hear the Gilbert Godfrey does 50 Shades of Gray. Check it out, google it, I bet you will never look at the book or Godfrey the same, you may even pee without having an O.
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VXHavoc
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I'm a guy. I'll read it. A lot of chicks are into it. So learn a few lessons maybe?
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nonnieluv
| 9
It's called erotica not book porn. Also can go by romance novels
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nunu76
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i cudnt evn finish readn the book..messd up sadistic piece of shit
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MuseFan1991
| 14
with grammar that bad, i'm not surprised you couldn't finish it. stick to the very hungry caterpillar