By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
![Spicy](/images/v2/picto/spicy.png)
By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale
By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne
By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada
By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia
By "baow" - 17/03/2019 14:00
By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada
By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 06:44 - United States
By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States
By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield
By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00
That would put me in a pissy mood (haha)
I simply feel bad for the cleaner with her shitty husband pissing all her money away and the problems of living by such a wet location.
15 - What?
...
DAMN YOU THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!
50- I guess OP might not totally enjoy the moment (or the moment shortly after), hence the FML, but there are definitely females who love such experience and consider it "worth it"
I think as long as you get off its a good thing.
Women would find a way to complain about orgasming lol
urine a bit of a messy situation there
Nice!!!
I bet OP was a bit peeved after that incident.
There's a button for that #75 -_-
Get out.
Never to young to wet the bed I guess.
Yeah. Commenting when you are half asleep isn't smart. I realized my mistake just as my edit time ran out.
*Too young. Come on now, focus!
At least it wasn't on a store's floor.
I'd rather piss on the floor
6-Why would they be having sex on a store's floor?
#58, it's a reference to an earlier FML about a drunk man relieving himself on a shop floor after being told that the shop didn't sell alcohol.
i have, it was fun.
Based on 92s comment combined with his amazing self pic, I think we found that drunk!
Well that's total satisfaction for ya... Good luck cleaning though.
and wet
That's not bad, I piss on everything on purpose. That's how I mark my territory.... Girls get mad at me when I do this, I don't know why...
You must be a relative of my husband. He does the same thing.
Weird comment. Yet I had to thumb it up.
Is your name R Kelly by chance?
I'm i the only one wondering why her husband read 50 shades of grey?
But its not a love story its book ****:p
#27 There's your answer. **** is **** to men! They don't care if its written down and put in a book or on a DVD. It's. All. ****.
Isn't that more of a reason a guy would feel inclined to reading it?
#31 Exactly my point, above your comment.
Technically she said partner, coulda been another chick
Technically op is a guy. Look up in the corner of the fml. Blue guy sign
60- my app shows that OP is female..
OP is a girl, and guys normally don't do written ****, we are usually visual while women are more mental. Pardon the pun.
60 - It's not blue, it's purple. And it's not guy sign, it's the female sign.
Actually guys are more visually stimulated while women are more into reading. Basicly, guy **** lots of pictures, girl **** has a story and plot. lol
#97 you should hear the Gilbert Godfrey does 50 Shades of Gray. Check it out, google it, I bet you will never look at the book or Godfrey the same, you may even pee without having an O.
with grammar that bad, i'm not surprised you couldn't finish it. stick to the very hungry caterpillar
Keywords
urine a bit of a messy situation there
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."