FML : Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it...

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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wetsheets - / Monday 7 January 2013 13:01 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Intimacy

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By ariverperson | 11

#5313110 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:49

urine a bit of a messy situation there

By perdix | 29

#5313115 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:52

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

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By tomhofer | 14

#5313105 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:48

That would put me in a pissy mood (haha)

Catkam623 | 27

#5313159 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:16

I simply feel bad for the cleaner with her shitty husband pissing all her money away and the problems of living by such a wet location.

rokemay | 10

#5313275 - Monday 7 January 2013 08:38

15 - What?

rokemay | 10

#5313277 - Monday 7 January 2013 08:39

...

aly_goes_rawr | 3

#5315083 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 11:08

DAMN YOU THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

By razzberry | 9

#5313107 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:48

At least you got off?

U_GotitDude | 18

#5313287 - Monday 7 January 2013 08:50

But was it worth it?

CCSA | 12

#5313398 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:40

50- I guess OP might not totally enjoy the moment (or the moment shortly after), hence the FML, but there are definitely females who love such experience and consider it "worth it"

onlychildFTW | 33

#5314056 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 09:22

I think as long as you get off its a good thing.

IscoreOnU | 19

#5314075 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 09:36

Women would find a way to complain about orgasming lol

By ariverperson | 11

#5313110 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:49

urine a bit of a messy situation there

taka805 | 10

#5313382 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:18

Nice!!!

FlubbaBubba | 12

#5313889 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 06:57

I bet OP was a bit peeved after that incident.

ChazzyWazzy1998 | 10

#5328711 - Thursday 17 January 2013 11:16

There's a button for that #75 -_-

johobus28 | 26

#6004263 - Thursday 10 July 2014 10:59

Get out.

By micahdunk | 13

#5313111 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:49

Never to young to wet the bed I guess.

StalkerChick | 13

#5313160 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:16

Old?

micahdunk | 13

#5313192 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:29

Yeah. Commenting when you are half asleep isn't smart. I realized my mistake just as my edit time ran out.

ilovegordon | 6

#5313247 - Monday 7 January 2013 08:12

*Too young. Come on now, focus!

Sinamoi | 18

#5313381 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:17

Says the guy who missed the whole conversation above about her being too *old, not young.

By perdix | 29

#5313115 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:52

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

rockstar362 | 8

#5313984 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 08:59

Can I have your autograph?

T9FTW | 20

#5314577 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 04:55

Why? You're the rockstar..

rockstar362 | 8

#5314751 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 07:06

Touché

By Stalkerloo | 11

#5313118 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:52

At least it wasn't on a store's floor.

cliffibom | 15

#5313319 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:11

I'd rather piss on the floor

howdeedoo | 22

#5313322 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:14

6-Why would they be having sex on a store's floor?

Jordath_Fil | 11

#5313358 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:52

Obviously 58 you have never had sex in a store... During business hours... ;)

Ani28 | 10

#5313614 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 01:50

#58, it's a reference to an earlier FML about a drunk man relieving himself on a shop floor after being told that the shop didn't sell alcohol.

tigersman1c | 18

#5313783 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 04:47

i have, it was fun.

nigsuzzi | 3

#5313959 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 08:48

Based on 92s comment combined with his amazing self pic, I think we found that drunk!

By SuperDanielNL | 23

#5313121 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:55

Well that's total satisfaction for ya... Good luck cleaning though.

By zombieslayer83 | 19

#5313129 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:58

All that matters is that it was intense.

DEATHBYEX1LE | 11

#5313379 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:16

and wet

By ICastillo | 24

#5313131 - Monday 7 January 2013 06:59

That's not bad, I piss on everything on purpose. That's how I mark my territory.... Girls get mad at me when I do this, I don't know why...

buying_mace | 5

#5313228 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:57

You must be a relative of my husband. He does the same thing.

willbur73q | 7

#5313282 - Monday 7 January 2013 08:45

Weird comment. Yet I had to thumb it up.

His_Holiness | 18

#5313824 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 05:29

Is your name R Kelly by chance?

By kobelstone23 | 13

#5313135 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:01

I'm i the only one wondering why her husband read 50 shades of grey?

Razi_tail | 25

#5313164 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:16

Guys can read love stories as well, don't be judgemental.

kobelstone23 | 13

#5313194 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:31

But its not a love story its book porn:p

PincessBoff | 6

#5313202 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:36

#27 There's your answer. Porn is porn to men! They don't care if its written down and put in a book or on a DVD. It's. All. Porn.

Fanain | 2

#5313204 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:37

Isn't that more of a reason a guy would feel inclined to reading it?

PincessBoff | 6

#5313208 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:39

#31 Exactly my point, above your comment.

charlton2142 | 5

#5313212 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:42

Technically she said partner, coulda been another chick

Chelsea_bella | 20

#5313226 - Monday 7 January 2013 07:56

Her partner is a guy. She said "He was right" in the next sentence.

jmacfan1 | 16

#5313327 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:18

Technically op is a guy. Look up in the corner of the fml. Blue guy sign

Veratas | 9

#5313330 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:21

Note to self. Buy a mattress cover and 50 Shades of Grey.

rachelphillie | 1

#5313356 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:50

60- my app shows that OP is female..

sig4life | 18

#5313364 - Monday 7 January 2013 09:59

OP is a girl, and guys normally don't do written porn, we are usually visual while women are more mental. Pardon the pun.

evilplatypus | 35

#5313378 - Monday 7 January 2013 10:14

60 - It's not blue, it's purple. And it's not guy sign, it's the female sign.

tigersman1c | 18

#5313784 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 04:50

Actually guys are more visually stimulated while women are more into reading. Basicly, guy porn lots of pictures, girl porn has a story and plot. lol

dmblonde | 13

#5313833 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 05:40

61 you can actually just download it online for free ;P

sig4life | 18

#5313886 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 06:52

#97 you should hear the Gilbert Godfrey does 50 Shades of Gray. Check it out, google it, I bet you will never look at the book or Godfrey the same, you may even pee without having an O.