Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.
TheOneTC 8
Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?
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Comments (153)
generalasskicker 12
Why didn't he just go outside smoke his weed then use old spice old spice never got me caught granted I had cigarettes and vodka to help with the coverup
Obey_StudBoii 23
That's a ******** move. The smell of weed is impossible to get out of your house let alone your clothes. If you smoke it to much it actually starts to sink into your body.
regan_droper 4
its realy not i smoke weed in my room every night and by morning the smell is gone
kfinch7 10
Oh god! The Weed would smell better if he sprayed to much! It's so strong!
LONERANGER44 11
He went full retard.
alliekat56 11
My teen brother was an Axe addict I can't stand that smell
groundzeromma 8
Every I come in here and it smells like pine cones daddy be trippin'!!! -Katt Williams
SerpentBoy 8
You should axe bomb him.. take a bottle or two of axe, puncture with a nail and throw it in his room.. remember to hold the door shut..
mandachea10 8
I hope your the Kind of mom that has tact, and doesn't go ape shit...you should eventually start smoking with him..the smart way :). Maybe by then it will be legal everywhere!
destermin5 5
Should have used febreze...
ihatethislyfe 4
wow. my brother did the EXACT same thing.... mom?