Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.
TheOneTC 8
Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?
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Comments (153)
Shmatterhorn 38
That combination sounds gross. I wouldn't want to experience it, so FYL.
outoftown 27
My condolences to you furniture and drapes.
outoftown 27
*your
TheyCallMeDamien 18
ass
outoftown 27
Ass might smell better that pot plus Axe.
ctdawes 3
sounds like a homie
kalbrek009 20
Should make him give you his stash & then smoke it all in front of him (if you live in a state where it is now legal).... Now tell him every time he brings it home you're going to smoke it all.
Satoaoi 13
lucky he's your son cause I would of beat him all up and down that house grounded for at least a year ahah
ctdawes 3
well you'd be a shitty parent..
wetqueefa 5
I literally just said "You ******* idiot" out loud.
The_F3rris 11
Febreeze sucks for hiding the smell. Go to Walgreens and buy a can of Ozium.
Kottonmouth247 4
True shit that and oust work like a charm.
tommygunkid 4
All true, like anything weed isn't black and white if you let it be the focus of your life it will take over you must have balance which can be extremely difficult especially when dealing with drugs. 5+ g's a day is a hell of a lot of weed too.
tommygunkid 4
Wtf, do you bathe in bong water?