Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.
TheOneTC 8
Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?
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Comments (153)
PenguinBitch 44
Just be glad he didn't finish your Glade bottle.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Weed smells like someone who hasn't bathed in a while, and AXE is....*shiver* I'm surprised you're still alive T-T
monkiki62 5
Eww god axe smells worse than weed any day.
Fanain 2
Would have been smarter using some of your perfume. My Mom didn't know I was blazing from age 12-15 (everyday in the house). Aunt finally told her. Don't give him trouble for smoking it. Or he'll want to do more.
KingCeltic77 18
He was just covering for Bieber.
mfelax9556 8
Febreze and in scents all day
StanSmith2013 26
Two masculine smells for the price of one!
xeka 10
Now you got TWO nasty smells! TEAR HIS ASS UP!
Quimer4 0
Try the opposite: light up a joint half an hour before he arrives home (you can take it from his room) and let the scent flowing in the air... He will be really scared, trust me.
holagranola 15
You poor woman. Not only is your son smoking weed, but your house is now filled with the smell of Axe. Also a tip for guys, Axe smells amazing in small doses, but if you use too much it is overpowering and most women will not come within 10 feet of you.