By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Spicy
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 381
You deserved it 3 592

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Capt_Oblivious 10

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

Comments

GraveRobber14 13

Just imagine if she hit the FaceTime button by accident.

This would of been so hot if it was your girlfriend

bentleyGCspeed 0

She was just trying to sext with her boyfriend! Come on there is nothing awkward about that...

35- yes because she's not at home she's in public texting with her nipple, iMessage uses Internet also who's to say she wasn't I messaging?

kevalanwilliams 0
Alwayspullout 7

35, there are ways around that... I can FaceTime on 3G with mine...

Now you won't be surprised if your dad is gonna use his dick to slide to answer a phone call

n_epic_fail 14

That NOT normal, well explains why texting takes so much time...

Agh!' your making me wanna try this shit!!

JinxosGirl87 0

I tried it, but I kept pressing the damn "return" button -.-

alexnumber14 2
chazzlerazzle 0
babyyninjas 1

your a retard because it said iPhone not iPod touch -_-

#43- Yeah ...different aaaannd scarring!!!

raney150 0

35, they got rid of that limitation in ios 5. And if they didn't have iOS 5, she might have been connected to wifi at home.

She just gave a new definition to "sexting."

JustOhSoLovely 6

It would have been easier if she was trying with both nipples :)

tankadin37 0

That is just funny. Awkward, but very funny.

I wouldn't feel the same if I received a text message from my mom anymore.

Omg, I'm trying it now and it works!!! Lol

ninjabird1 0

After reading this, I'll bet that someone else tried it! Haha!

Brett121 6

Your a freak if you tried it!

I tried it... But just think about it this way. At least it wasn't YOUR iPhone.

I'll try it. Saaz Huh. My nipple wrote "Saaz".

HerpaderpMeg 12

take a nude picture :) ie, sexting

HerpaderpMeg 12

take a nude picture :) ie, sexting

ikickgingers 15

You're as useless as **** on a nun.

I've read a lot of things on fml.com but this is in the top 5 of weirdest things I've heard a person do

"FML’s goal is to provide quality, cost-effective, on-time information management solutions to a variety of commercial businesses, organizations, and government agencies." I think you mean fmylife.com.

Epikouros 31

Sorry OP, you're not her little baby anymore. The iPhone took your place.

KRS_13 0

So your either saying that she's trying to breast feed the iPhone.. Or your simply stating she likes technology a tad bit too much.. I'm gonna go with breast feeding the iPhone.

125- I didn't think that much thinking was involved in reading a comment...