By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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zoecw 14

In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"

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txgirl2013 14

I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

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txgirl2013 14

I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!

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Lauren10102 3

Perhaps she will forgive her, but I doubt OP will ever live that down

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MarisaCB 16

If she knows you well (which she should, considering) she would know that you're a bad public speaker, and will forgive you. Her new husband, however... err... Might be less happy about it.

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chemchic 7

Stage fright happens to everyone, especially in such a pressured situation. Don't sweat it OP every wedding needs a good laugh!

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11mandy80 6

Now when you get married ur sister will say ur ex's name instead of ur husband's name.

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dogluver900 2

She will forgive her but op's husband won't

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ebonyirony 29

50- should have had a champagne campaign. I had to exploit your error. Sorry.

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Boygenius50 8

Did Steve tell you that perchance? Steve...

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XtraEzeee 8

1- I don't know what's in your picture, but all I know is I want one.

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zoecw 14

In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"

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lonkite101 14

And in real life: smiling and twitching thinking ways of revenge

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taco_bender 12

And the brides remembering the fun she had with Steve

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LaughinStock 16

^ Ahh yes Steve, the one who can never commit. Good guy that Steve. :D

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Awsumuzzie 12

49, scumbag Steve? I've heard of him.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

The only Steve I know is Urkel.

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wannaplay 1

Eric will probably ask OP's sister who Steve is.

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Il_Maestro 6

The husband's just mad because Steve was everyone's favorite. Sorry, Joe, you'll never live up.

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lissa_jade 22

ERIC, not joe. the husbands name is Eric. poor guy. no one is ever going to remember his name /:

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Il_Maestro 6

80 - yeah, I was referencing Blue's Clues hah

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Boygenius50 8

78 wins the thread by a landslide.

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Girlybanana 2

Especially if Steve was a guest.

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noto_fml 0

It's an understandable mistake. Would have helped if you wrote down the toast first. Still I lol'd Steve was obviously the man No? Ok sorry

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Keevarou 17

The good news is that the groom did not leave the bride at the altar. And everyone can make mistakes like that, don't worry, I am sure no damage is done

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ImTheAlpha 30

You're like, everywhere on here. O.O

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THE_A_TEEN 27

kcircuses, we hate you with the passion of a 1000 galaxies.

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Keevarou 17

63, this is the second or third time you have said that, I get it, you don't like me :) And I think I already apologized for offending you by being the person I am, so I can't do more than that I guess :) Have a nice day. And yeah, I'm all over this place sometimes, depends on how bored I am and suchs, and someone gotta be the positive one :)

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monagro 22

In 10 years time, it'll be a funny story...

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ambowew 7

Gonna take a guess and say it's a slim chance that they'll make the decade mark.

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PlaidPanda 9

16- yeah maybe a butt pirate with that drawn-on-paint eye patch..

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xCrazyMexican 4

16 - I think since it's their wedding day they will make the decade mark

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MrSassypants 33

That's three words, (or two if you don't count "shiiiiiiiiiiet" as a word") a colon, and a period.

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anoellem 1

11- that's not even funny

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taco_bender 12

Ano you just have to laugh along with these retards

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SlyTail 5

One word to describe your pathetic attempt at a comment: Shit.

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HeartForMusic 23

Oh well, it was an honest mistake. Hopefully she'll forgive you :)

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taco_bender 12

She will foregive him. But if i was in the family id give him hell.

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KawiRacer69 5

the OP is a girl. can't you read the name?

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taco_bender 12

Mmm oh hey your right. Look at you. So smart. *her

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Enslaved 36

Wow! I bet you got a few death stare eyes! You should have taken and read your notes for something that important! Improv is not your thing.

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mango260 9

Well time to buy your sister a really nice present :)

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