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Stage fright happens to everyone, especially in such a pressured situation. Don't sweat it OP every wedding needs a good laugh!
Now when you get married ur sister will say ur ex's name instead of ur husband's name.
She will forgive her but op's husband won't
50- should have had a champagne campaign. I had to exploit your error. Sorry.
1- I don't know what's in your picture, but all I know is I want one.
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
And in real life: smiling and twitching thinking ways of revenge
And the brides remembering the fun she had with Steve
^ Ahh yes Steve, the one who can never commit. Good guy that Steve. :D
49, scumbag Steve? I've heard of him.
Eric will probably ask OP's sister who Steve is.
The husband's just mad because Steve was everyone's favorite. Sorry, Joe, you'll never live up.
Who's name, Steve's?
80 - yeah, I was referencing Blue's Clues hah
Well thats awkward :)
It's an understandable mistake. Would have helped if you wrote down the toast first. Still I lol'd Steve was obviously the man No? Ok sorry
Not forgiven.
The good news is that the groom did not leave the bride at the altar. And everyone can make mistakes like that, don't worry, I am sure no damage is done
You're like, everywhere on here. O.O
5 I hate you
kcircuses, we hate you with the passion of a 1000 galaxies.
63, this is the second or third time you have said that, I get it, you don't like me :) And I think I already apologized for offending you by being the person I am, so I can't do more than that I guess :) Have a nice day. And yeah, I'm all over this place sometimes, depends on how bored I am and suchs, and someone gotta be the positive one :)
In 10 years time, it'll be a funny story...
Gonna take a guess and say it's a slim chance that they'll make the decade mark.
I think its a little funny now.
Way to be a bitch 16. Good job.
16- yeah maybe a butt pirate with that drawn-on-paint eye patch..
Well 16's an asshole. -__-
That's three words, (or two if you don't count "shiiiiiiiiiiet" as a word") a colon, and a period.
Ano you just have to laugh along with these retards
Oh well, it was an honest mistake. Hopefully she'll forgive you :)
She will foregive him. But if i was in the family id give him hell.
Mmm oh hey your right. Look at you. So smart. *her
Wow! I bet you got a few death stare eyes! You should have taken and read your notes for something that important! Improv is not your thing.
I suggest you run.
Well time to buy your sister a really nice present :)
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In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!