Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
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Comments (127)
lacrossebrah13 8
Things happen...
MrSassypants 34
Don't worry OP, I am sure that Beth and Steve will have a happy marriage. :)
xavier21_fml 6
I don't understand if you're trying to be funny with this comment?
MrSassypants 34
I was and I am sorry if I wasted a few second of your life reading my terrible, horrible comment that wasn't funny at all. I apologize for the inconvenience. In fact, I'll give you a first class seat and a free lemonade that is not filled with laxatives so you don't have to use the bathroom the entire time because I am such a nice person.
XxWolvesBitexX 8
I found this humorous.
llamafish 25
13 - You read the FML all wrong. Eric and Steve are the ones getting married, silly. ...Right?
GhettoMuzick 0
86- lol try rereading this comment .. With a little more humor:)
ohmandapants 17
94- lol try getting a sense of humour.
kbt13 0
Bring back Steve! Noone likes Joe! Steve..oh my bad. Errr yeah ducks for you op but nbd, with some first level presenting skills, you can easily brush that comment off, well you could've.
kbt13 0
Sucks*
xxmarissaaaxx 9
Did you make a reference to Blue's Clues? If not I have no idea what you're talking about.
SkoomaKi 28
I've got to avoid these sort of comments or i'll keep loosing brain cells..
artemisrox98 10
*losing. I think you already are.
Kenton1008 21
Were you rocking back and forth on your heels?
Caretaker21 4
It'll make for a good laugh later on probably...that or your family will ban you from toasting
GracesDelirium 9
Eric: "WHO THE **** IS STEVE?!" OP: *open mouth insert foot*
Rosado 0
Steve Urkel, obviously.
ICastillo 25
Damn that's rough. Just have a few drinks to calm your nerves next time.
patrickalamo 48
Girl, you have to write that shit down and rehearse it. Good job on F'ing up the wedding. I'm sure you will be the source of many fights to come.
Awsumuzzie 12
I bet if the sister is medically unable to conceive, it's totally op's fault. She ruined the while wedding! /sarcasm
Jaxx66 21
33- That's a bit harsh. Only will cause fights if the newly weds don't communicate what the stuttering sister meant. And if they don't communicate, then it is in absolutely no way OP's fault.
ICastillo 25
Dude I don't care what you said, but you need to take a shotgun to that dog in your pic.
ArtemisLee 0
Dont worry Im sure that shell forgove you:)
Directioner310 3
Their going to remember this for the rest of their lives
tymarie2012 31
They're*