Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
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Comments (127)
lk2481 4
Today, I went to a two day golf tournament. The first day I did horrible, and I promised myself I would do better. I got a 13 on a hole on the second day and got nearly the same score. FML
mvems 13
Truly i don't think it should matter. You're at their wedding! Who the hell cares about Steve. You are hilarious though, and a top 5 story of their wedding memories.
WeeniesMom 8
Lol! That is great! At least you made the wedding memorable. :3
alycion 39
All weddings need a moment like that. They are suppose to be joyous occasions and I loved every stupid moment that happened at mine. The unplanned goofs that led to laughter. It made me think how lucky I'd be if my marriage was filled with laughter and good times. I never understood people who were so stuck up against those moments. To me, they don't ruin the day, they just add to them.
RawEndo 1
And no one raised an eyebrow?
wtflawl 3
Not gonna lie that would upset me if I was the husband lol
Glassmaster 0
At least you got her name right?
BloodFaerie 21
LMAO!
BloodFaerie 21
Too funny
subversivefreak 2
Beth and Steve has a ring to it, I have to admit