Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
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Comments (127)
drlove78843 6
it could happen to the best of us :)
jadamsclassic 5
at least you didn't get HER name wrong...
11mandy80 6
That kind of reminds me of an episode of Friends. Ross was marrying Emily but instead of saying "I take thee Emily" he said "I take thee Rachel". Thumb up if u LOVE Friends.
vbmg152 19
Wow!!!
reddudeover 2
!Steve runs in... I OBJECT... Beth you know I've always loved you I'm sorry about Vegas if you give me one more chance I can make it right!
GDIalex 11
And she runs away with Steve and few months later they are getting married and live happily ever after. *And poor Eric still blames OP's ******* toast.
PinkyPie09 6
That really sucks OP. You really should have practiced your speech and made cue cards to prevent an awkward situation. I'm sure your sister and new brother in law will understand and forgive you.
BobOsso_fml 8
That sucks that you messed it up, and maybe you should have written it down, but when I had to do my best man speech, I winged it and just spoke from the heart because writing it down and delivering it didn't seem genuine. But I also had 4 years of speech at that point so yeah.
GDIalex 11
Cool story, bro! Can you brag again, I really enjoyed reading this! *sorry for being an asshole, but I just had to say this :)
Schizomaniac 24
Steve? What's he got to do with it? What kind of rapping name is Steve?
Arrawyn 12
Let's hope he doesn't think you're cheating on him, cause you seem like the kind of person who finds cheating despicable
momo1972 3
Epic Fail!!!!