Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
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Comments (127)
maytheforce_ 0
Hey! At least you didn't end up saying your boyfriends name! ..Am I right? No? Okay.
klatt 8
Lol to funny
hateevryone 15
That awkward moment....
damnstriaght 0
That sucks!!
anythingmustbe 18
I am sure this has been posted before
MrsAlexander83 10
Your sister is gonna think you did that on purpose! If you are extremely nervous about something like making a toast--she would probably much rather you pull out a sheet of paper to read off of than to mess up something like that! Brides can be awful! Better luck next time you have an important speech!
gatorgirl2669 6
Epic fail... I'm sure u have a beat down coming very soon
anonymoususer070 17
Do you usually get nervous speaking in front of people? Next time you have to I would write it out, I'm sure you'll all look back on it and laugh, might take you longer to get there but you will! :)