By fuck you, tasha - United States - Milwaukee
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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  AnOriginalName  |  19

Well yeah it's rude, but OP should have checked his resume before sending it off to employers. Y'know, making sure it was current and relevant to the business, or even highlighting different skills and experience for different positions.

  negb  |  30

51 - OP might have checked if it was current and then starting sending it off. After OP was sure it was current, the sister might have changed it and OP didn't think of checking it everytime they applied.

  dragonkisses28  |  25

#51 I don't expect people to screw with my résumé. I scan over it to be sure its current, but I don't read the whole thing because the list of skills I have doesn't really change from place to place. I wouldn't say OP deserves it for not reading it before he sent it out. Its more of a FYL because you have the sister from hell.

  stargirl_95  |  24

Can you guys please stop insulting Justin Bieber by calling him a girl. That joke stopped being funny years ago and it's kinda insulting to both girls and trans people.

  cjack188  |  13

Normally I would agree with you #53, but Justin Bieber has done more than enough to warrant the hate against him. He is a twat and abuses the privilege of being famous. Plus his music isn't that great.

  Gabnacious  |  7

Insulting Justin by calling him a female is actually insulting to all females. Like 1. We don't want to be associated with him and 2. To insult anyone by saying they're a girl basically makes being female a bad thing, which is severely misogynistic.

  nix1993  |  41

I would imagine his sister changed it after he had made sure it was up to date. I only update mine every few months and I don't always check it every time I send it out because I know it's been done fairly recently. He also probably didn't think his sister, or anyone for that matter, would enough of an immature little twat to actually mess with something like that. It's not particularly funny and it's definitely not clever, its middle school humour at a stretch.

  anticulas  |  12

Corporate Espionage is committed by people working for a company that wants another company's secrets, lol.

Besides, the Secret Service investigates corporations, not the FBI.