Beyond help

By Anonymous - 03/04/2015 18:43 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML
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joanleesimone 2

See who's ******* horses when she's standing in the unemployment line!

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kingdutchhy 19

Seems like your sister should start listening to horse-******* then...

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kingdutchhy 19

Seems like your sister should start listening to horse-******* then...

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thefmlman2011 36

If it's annoying you too much, you should help and correct it.

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ohjoy15 33

Why?... Forget it. Can only bring the horse to the water, can't make it drink.

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Rkikkas9713 25

We need to keep OP away from horses though.

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hznja 22

Obviously, the people who aren't offering her jobs aren't clueless horse-*******!

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joanleesimone 2

See who's ******* horses when she's standing in the unemployment line!

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lunar999 23

You have to **** horses to get benefits in America?

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iLike2Teabag 27

No. You can also choose to **** Ray J. I hear you can get insanely rich by ******* Ray J.

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martin8337 35

Or living in a van, down by the river.

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incoherentrmblr 21

She could do inter-species erotica to avoid unemployment...

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Rosebudx 32

Are you saying OP's sister is a horse? Because that might be an alternative reason for the lack of job offers.

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Cass_x 22

Wow, she's ungrateful.. You tried to help, it isn't your fault she won't accept the help you gave her.

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thejonac 21

if this is what you get for trying, don't even bother. she's gotta learn the hard way then

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SeanLewis 17

It's a type of font which is a big no-no to be used in formal letters.

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604 11

It's a font. One that should never be used for anything professional. I'm not even sure what practical application it has; unless you're trying to come across as silly and annoying or something.

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MrBoredomioo 18

A font that is supposed to look like comic book lettering. However, it is terrible.

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chinaski7628 32

I have a friend who's an elementary school teacher and she uses it a lot-- especially when her first graders are tracing or practicing letters. She says its the font closest to what printing looks like. So it's not totally useless...

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shay_serendipity 29

Yeah, so basically Comic Sans is a font never to be used outside of elementary school, and especially not a font to be used on formal things like resumes.

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DjangoFan 5

Comic Sans is a good font for people with dyslexia. The letters are easier to read.

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Steffi3 40

Aaaand that might be another reason..

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fallen_dragonkin 12

obviously if your sister had any clue how to write professional looking resumes, she wouldn't do such a dreadful one for herself, perhaps she doesn't really want a job and that's why she refused advice

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