Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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canadapresch
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Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Did ya get the job?(:
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Did ya get the job?(:
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rallets
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quite the impressive resume
arent both jobs just the same thing basically? :P
arent both jobs just the same thing basically? :P
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LadiiFresH
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47=an awesome win!! lol
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marie_yuh100
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48- we gave my dance team director teacher
a flower just like the one in your picture! it was gorgeous(:
a flower just like the one in your picture! it was gorgeous(:
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Lustuu_fml
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LMFAO
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fl0ffy
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huh did u get the job haha lol
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plurpower
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hahahahahaahahahaha!!! :D
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tjv3
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wow! way not to pay attention.
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MissBunny25
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hmm.. thats weird , because I'm a certified gangster as well :D
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jess6blondie9
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Me too gurl. Were from the same gang :D
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MissBunny25
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146 YES :D what should the name of our gang be?
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persianjr1
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it should be The Ke$has. lol jk.
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tulsafml
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The tooprettytobecalledtheke$has
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MissBunny25
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blah :( I do not like that name... MissBunny does not look like Ke$ha :( (yes, I just spoke in third person...)
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tulsafml
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I would hire OP
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MissBunny25
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I would just because I'm clearly a gangster as well. us gangsters must stick together :D
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persianjr1
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tru dat!!!! lol
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animosiity
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two white people talking black :-/
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MissBunny25
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193 is Persian -.- *sloshes macaroni on 193* get it right, fool!
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MissBunny25
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shit I sloshed macaroni on the wrong person D: whoops.. sorry Persian ! I meant to hit 196 with the macaroni
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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I want a macaroni shower! ;D
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persianjr1
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well Persian is arien and therefore white. just saying.
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MissBunny25
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200 only the manliest of men can handle them without crying.. so far only Chuck Norris has survived. -.- so no.
Persian: well,.... oh. i seem to have made myself look rather stupid. *prepares to throw macaroni in face*
Persian: well,.... oh. i seem to have made myself look rather stupid. *prepares to throw macaroni in face*
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ImKindaABigDeal
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Persian seemed to have survived alright but maybe you caught your mistake in time that the majority of the macaroni blast hit 139
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MissBunny25
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193 is chuck Norris in disguise. he'll be fine. :D
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ImKindaABigDeal
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so I definitely meant 196 but I couldn't correct myself cuz of anti flood protection. But yeah I always knew Chuck Norris was Persian!
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persianjr1
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thanks 206. made my day :D
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MissBunny25
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ah , that clears things up. yes, and if chuck Norris were a girl, he would be me in disguise. yeah. I said it. *cranks up Dora explorer soundtrack*
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MissBunny25
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youre welcome 209 :D
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persianjr1
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hey, random question: where you live, is it night or day. cause where I am it's night.
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MissBunny25
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it's night. well, actually morning. lol 2:12 am. wbu?
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persianjr1
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it's 11:10 lol. you up at 2 on a Wednesday night? I have classes in the morning. what state you in?
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MissBunny25
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hahaa so do I xD I never sleep though so whatever. Georgia. wbu?
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persianjr1
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haha. California. that's weird cause I. actually thought I had seen you somewhere. guess not cause ive never been to Georgia.
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MissBunny25
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haha oh well apparently I look like ke$ha so maybe that's it. -.-
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persianjr1
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haha. is it snowing there?
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ImKindaABigDeal
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I have also never been to Georgia. coincidence? I think not.
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MissBunny25
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no :) it's warm. like 75. its not snowing in Cali is it ? :0
( we might have to wrap up this convo. I don't want to bother sirin with another 70-something long thread lol ) she's probably tired of seeing my face on every comment anyways :D
( we might have to wrap up this convo. I don't want to bother sirin with another 70-something long thread lol ) she's probably tired of seeing my face on every comment anyways :D
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gustavov60
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when keeping it real goes wrong lmao
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persianjr1
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na it's not snowing. your right. talk later. lol
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MissBunny25
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222 you're popcorn boy -.- how dare you show your face in my presence -.- *starts up the macaroni*.
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MissBunny25
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223 lol ok :)
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gustavov60
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well it's kind of hard to do that when your on every post I look at
no offense
no offense
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Gondile
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Where do you keep all that damn macaroni?
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obamanation85
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I like macaroni
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zendaddy0
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wow op has some interesting past jobs
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OwN3d3d
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umm in canada its a prime minister not a president
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Puddings
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you can tell OP is from the states, we dont have a president we have a prime minister ;)
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canadapresch
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Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.
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rnath23
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But I am sure he will be happy to finally meet a certified gangster! you are an idiot. it's a called a joke.
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sarcasticbitch
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we all lie in our CV…
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dpjbbm
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Lol I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
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Epic_Phale615
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All in favor that think 255 is a selfish, crotchity, lonely man who lives with his parents and has no friends say "I". "I"
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zendaddy0
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"I" dude take a joke
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wendyyyy
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225 - do you feel better now? that was a hella long post.
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ljr1094
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hahaha
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t765234
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So.... If I got this right, you're saying that it's okay to make jokes about other countries if defending your own? Also, if you don't then you're a sad person? That seems a bit contradictory.
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limestone819
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255 You do realize you're getting overly defensive, right... Honestly 2 wasn't even that harsh. And people can generally tell when it's a joke... I guess you can't.
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AceArctic
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255, just stop before you make yourself sound any more stupid. It was a joke, so get over yourself and stop going on and on "aboot" it. :3
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decko44
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i
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kpizzle91
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what the original comment was trying to say is that there is no "president of Canada" it's called a "prime minister"
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samikitty961
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Ayame 01, you are from tennessee. why are you getting all defensive about canadians?
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PlayWithElmo
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Isn't the purpose of this site to laugh at the stupidity of everyone everywhere? Yes? Okay.
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heyyyaubrey
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its aye -_____-
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thrice324
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Former president of Canada? Please tell me that was part of the joke..
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mintcar
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Yes it is.
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mintcar
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I think OP was joking about that.
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obviously
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mmcb14
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I was just thinking the same thing
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shannonreneee
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I really hope so otherwise I want to kick the OP in the shin.
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alfredrog
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Lmfaooo !! pray ur boss find it funny xD
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holymolybro
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Is it cold, bro?
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MissBunny25
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153 your picture made me lmao
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writergirl69
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Oh my God, one of the few FMLs that made me legitimately laugh out loud :).
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vivienmleigh
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I love this FML! Effing hilarious!
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alfredrog
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indeed of one the best FML ever xD
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derpyderpton1408
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While you're at it you should put down that you're King of Africa
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Vindishu
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And the Kenyan Olympic 100m dash gold medalist.
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nbk1405
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Africa's not a country it's a continent... hence no king. become educated!
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Iissosmart
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#123, you obviously idn't grasp the basic sarcasm in that comment. I'm ashamed that using sarcasm makes him uneducated.
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BayBeezy
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see....that's what's wrong with "educated" people......they never get the joke! duhr.
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t765234
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Actually, I am intelligent and 90% of anything I say is sarcastic in some way or another.
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AceArctic
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Wait... The OP is the Nigerian prince that keeps asking for my social security number? :O
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bored_at_work15
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123: Yes, it is true that Africa is a continent and not a country. However; Canada also has a Prime Minister, not a President. Maybe you should lighten up a bit and just take a joke
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FUUUandyourmom
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^ That was the joke, dipshit.
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jb591
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Thats the joke fuckwad
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Edokun
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YDI for being a dumb arse
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a_marshall_13
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ya you deserved that for thinking Canada has a President....
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chickletno1
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haha win
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rnath23
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you are a retard. it's a joke. just like there aren't any certified gangsters.
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TheDrifter
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Really? I'm pretty sure gangsterism is a criminal charge, thereby making anyone convicted of it a certified gangster.
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likeyourelooking
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I'm a certified gangster. I worked really hard for my designation and I'd appreciate it if you stopped degrading the efforts and triumphs I have delivered and endured during the process. so please, recognize that there are certified gangsters, like myself, or I will have no choice but to pop a cap in your bum.
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vivienmleigh
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I believe a certified gangster would be more bold as to say "pop a cap in your ass."
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maa_rico
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hahahaha
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likeyourelooking
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208- that's kind of root of the joke.
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BayBeezy
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hahahahahaha....u guys r too much!
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likeyourelooking
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263--*GASP!!!!!!* PUPPY!!!!!!!!! so cute!!!!!!!!
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Puddings
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hahahahahahahahah 179 , and stfu 208 you just killed the joke :(
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jessmarie555
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its called a joke... learn to take one.
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dcaruso
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honestly I laughed. it's an honest mistake but I voted YDI for 2 reasons. the first being that your immature enough to have thought that handing in such an assignment was funny. the second being that you perpetuate the stereotype that Americans are close minded - Canada doesn't have a president... shame on you for making others look bad. still made me lol
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fromthesuck
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i was thinking the same thing... this person picks up on something wrong with president of canada yet completely overlooks certified gangster. and i'm betting the homework had something to do with comedy, or in the very least (like most literature classes try to inspire) some creativity. so with all that combined it seems it was actually pretty clever. congrats you have just been systematically discredited.
but as for you op... with something as important as a resume you might want to double check that you have the right piece of paper the represents you
but as for you op... with something as important as a resume you might want to double check that you have the right piece of paper the represents you
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rnath23
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yeah. there are not any certified gangsters either. people need to lighten up. geez.
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reasonable87
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there are no certified gangsters and that could obviously be satire or a light-hearted assignment. dumbass
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cathylee22
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LOL! Now what does one have to do to become a certified ganster? Oh well, just explain to your boss in this economy you take what jobs you can :)
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jayz85
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bahaha
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sadistmonkey
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Now the OP eats humble pie.
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