FML : Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class...

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Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Almostfunny - / Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:01 / United States

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By canadapresch | 0

#2189906 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:52

Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2189902 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:51

Did ya get the job?(:

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2189902 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:51

Did ya get the job?(:

rallets | 22

#2190198 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:03

quite the impressive resume arent both jobs just the same thing basically? :P

LadiiFresH | 0

#2190201 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:05

47=an awesome win!! lol

marie_yuh100 | 3

#2190366 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 09:09

48- we gave my dance team director teacher a flower just like the one in your picture! it was gorgeous(:

Lustuu_fml | 14

#2190724 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:43

LMFAO

fl0ffy | 0

#2190737 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:47

huh did u get the job haha lol

plurpower | 0

#2190816 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:05

hahahahahaahahahaha!!! :D

tjv3 | 9

#2190860 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:14

wow! way not to pay attention.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191365 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:41

hmm.. thats weird , because I'm a certified gangster as well :D

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2191432 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:10

Me too gurl. Were from the same gang :D

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191452 - Thursday 17 March 2011 02:20

146 YES :D what should the name of our gang be?

persianjr1 | 7

#2191996 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:01

it should be The Ke$has. lol jk.

tulsafml | 0

#2192093 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:14

The tooprettytobecalledtheke$has

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192113 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:18

blah :( I do not like that name... MissBunny does not look like Ke$ha :( (yes, I just spoke in third person...)

tulsafml | 0

#2192172 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:28

I would hire OP

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192208 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:35

I would just because I'm clearly a gangster as well. us gangsters must stick together :D

persianjr1 | 7

#2192453 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:29

tru dat!!!! lol

animosiity | 0

#2192584 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:52

two white people talking black :-/

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192680 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:13

193 is Persian -.- *sloshes macaroni on 193* get it right, fool!

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192722 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:25

shit I sloshed macaroni on the wrong person D: whoops.. sorry Persian ! I meant to hit 196 with the macaroni

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2192740 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:29

I want a macaroni shower! ;D

persianjr1 | 7

#2192765 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:34

well Persian is arien and therefore white. just saying.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192800 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:40

200 only the manliest of men can handle them without crying.. so far only Chuck Norris has survived. -.- so no. Persian: well,.... oh. i seem to have made myself look rather stupid. *prepares to throw macaroni in face*

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2192899 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:56

Persian seemed to have survived alright but maybe you caught your mistake in time that the majority of the macaroni blast hit 139

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192913 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:58

193 is chuck Norris in disguise. he'll be fine. :D

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2192918 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:59

so I definitely meant 196 but I couldn't correct myself cuz of anti flood protection. But yeah I always knew Chuck Norris was Persian!

persianjr1 | 7

#2192939 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:03

thanks 206. made my day :D

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192941 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:04

ah , that clears things up. yes, and if chuck Norris were a girl, he would be me in disguise. yeah. I said it. *cranks up Dora explorer soundtrack*

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192952 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:06

youre welcome 209 :D

persianjr1 | 7

#2192955 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:06

hey, random question: where you live, is it night or day. cause where I am it's night.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192972 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:09

it's night. well, actually morning. lol 2:12 am. wbu?

persianjr1 | 7

#2192985 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:11

it's 11:10 lol. you up at 2 on a Wednesday night? I have classes in the morning. what state you in?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2192995 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:13

hahaa so do I xD I never sleep though so whatever. Georgia. wbu?

persianjr1 | 7

#2193021 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:15

haha. California. that's weird cause I. actually thought I had seen you somewhere. guess not cause ive never been to Georgia.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193028 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:16

haha oh well apparently I look like ke$ha so maybe that's it. -.-

persianjr1 | 7

#2193041 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:18

haha. is it snowing there?

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2193047 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:18

I have also never been to Georgia. coincidence? I think not.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193055 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:20

no :) it's warm. like 75. its not snowing in Cali is it ? :0 ( we might have to wrap up this convo. I don't want to bother sirin with another 70-something long thread lol ) she's probably tired of seeing my face on every comment anyways :D

gustavov60 | 0

#2193058 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:20

when keeping it real goes wrong lmao

persianjr1 | 7

#2193074 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:22

na it's not snowing. your right. talk later. lol

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193081 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:23

222 you're popcorn boy -.- how dare you show your face in my presence -.- *starts up the macaroni*.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2193093 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:25

223 lol ok :)

gustavov60 | 0

#2193107 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:28

well it's kind of hard to do that when your on every post I look at no offense

Gondile | 4

#2194450 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:33

Where do you keep all that damn macaroni?

obamanation85 | 1

#2194799 - Thursday 17 March 2011 05:17

I like macaroni

zendaddy0 | 0

#2197278 - Friday 18 March 2011 02:04

wow op has some interesting past jobs

OwN3d3d | 0

#2227683 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 04:54

umm in canada its a prime minister not a president

Puddings | 3

#2319676 - Saturday 9 April 2011 04:36

you can tell OP is from the states, we dont have a president we have a prime minister ;)

By canadapresch | 0

#2189906 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:52

Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.

rnath23 | 4

#2190286 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:33

But I am sure he will be happy to finally meet a certified gangster! you are an idiot. it's a called a joke.

sarcasticbitch | 7

#2190692 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:29

we all lie in our CV…

dpjbbm | 1

#2191760 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:23

Lol I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

Epic_Phale615 | 0

#2197108 - Friday 18 March 2011 01:34

All in favor that think 255 is a selfish, crotchity, lonely man who lives with his parents and has no friends say "I". "I"

zendaddy0 | 0

#2197306 - Friday 18 March 2011 02:09

"I" dude take a joke

wendyyyy | 0

#2198084 - Friday 18 March 2011 04:41

225 - do you feel better now? that was a hella long post.

ljr1094 | 7

#2198272 - Friday 18 March 2011 05:25

hahaha

t765234 | 10

#2202207 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:36

So.... If I got this right, you're saying that it's okay to make jokes about other countries if defending your own? Also, if you don't then you're a sad person? That seems a bit contradictory.

limestone819 | 0

#2203440 - Saturday 19 March 2011 08:13

255 You do realize you're getting overly defensive, right... Honestly 2 wasn't even that harsh. And people can generally tell when it's a joke... I guess you can't.

AceArctic | 4

#2207634 - Saturday 19 March 2011 10:09

255, just stop before you make yourself sound any more stupid. It was a joke, so get over yourself and stop going on and on "aboot" it. :3

decko44 | 7

#2653221 - Friday 10 June 2011 07:17

kpizzle91 | 1

#3124133 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 07:52

what the original comment was trying to say is that there is no "president of Canada" it's called a "prime minister"

samikitty961 | 8

#3265205 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:44

Ayame 01, you are from tennessee. why are you getting all defensive about canadians?

PlayWithElmo | 7

#5352812 - Sunday 3 February 2013 05:25

Isn't the purpose of this site to laugh at the stupidity of everyone everywhere? Yes? Okay.

heyyyaubrey | 9

#5844114 - Thursday 30 January 2014 08:08

its aye -_____-

By thrice324 | 0

#2189912 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:52

Former president of Canada? Please tell me that was part of the joke..

mintcar | 9

#2189997 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:10

Yes it is.

mintcar | 9

#2190007 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:12

I think OP was joking about that.

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#2190243 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:21

obviously

mmcb14 | 4

#2190288 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:33

I was just thinking the same thing

shannonreneee | 11

#2192057 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:07

I really hope so otherwise I want to kick the OP in the shin.

By alfredrog | 0

#2189915 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:53

Lmfaooo !! pray ur boss find it funny xD

holymolybro | 0

#2191661 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:00

Is it cold, bro?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2191853 - Thursday 17 March 2011 03:38

153 your picture made me lmao

writergirl69 | 0

#2192022 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:03

Oh my God, one of the few FMLs that made me legitimately laugh out loud :).

vivienmleigh | 0

#2192906 - Thursday 17 March 2011 06:56

I love this FML! Effing hilarious!

alfredrog | 0

#2194026 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:04

indeed of one the best FML ever xD

By derpyderpton1408 | 0

#2189920 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:53

While you're at it you should put down that you're King of Africa

Vindishu | 2

#2190094 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:40

And the Kenyan Olympic 100m dash gold medalist.

nbk1405 | 0

#2190862 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:14

Africa's not a country it's a continent... hence no king. become educated!

Iissosmart | 4

#2191239 - Thursday 17 March 2011 01:08

#123, you obviously idn't grasp the basic sarcasm in that comment. I'm ashamed that using sarcasm makes him uneducated.

BayBeezy | 0

#2196690 - Friday 18 March 2011 12:12

see....that's what's wrong with "educated" people......they never get the joke! duhr.

t765234 | 10

#2202218 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:38

Actually, I am intelligent and 90% of anything I say is sarcastic in some way or another.

AceArctic | 4

#2207643 - Saturday 19 March 2011 10:11

Wait... The OP is the Nigerian prince that keeps asking for my social security number? :O

bored_at_work15 | 0

#2703006 - Friday 17 June 2011 05:52

123: Yes, it is true that Africa is a continent and not a country. However; Canada also has a Prime Minister, not a President. Maybe you should lighten up a bit and just take a joke

FUUUandyourmom | 16

#3004492 - Saturday 30 July 2011 10:56

^ That was the joke, dipshit.

jb591 | 10

#6729152 - Wednesday 28 December 2016 09:04

Thats the joke fuckwad

By Edokun | 0

#2189922 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:55

YDI for being a dumb arse

By a_marshall_13 | 7

#2189925 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:56

ya you deserved that for thinking Canada has a President....

chickletno1 | 0

#2190048 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:26

haha win

rnath23 | 4

#2190313 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 08:42

you are a retard. it's a joke. just like there aren't any certified gangsters.

TheDrifter | 23

#2190569 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 10:29

Really? I'm pretty sure gangsterism is a criminal charge, thereby making anyone convicted of it a certified gangster.

likeyourelooking | 6

#2192099 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:16

I'm a certified gangster. I worked really hard for my designation and I'd appreciate it if you stopped degrading the efforts and triumphs I have delivered and endured during the process. so please, recognize that there are certified gangsters, like myself, or I will have no choice but to pop a cap in your bum.

vivienmleigh | 0

#2192924 - Thursday 17 March 2011 07:00

I believe a certified gangster would be more bold as to say "pop a cap in your ass."

maa_rico | 4

#2194719 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:40

hahahaha

likeyourelooking | 6

#2194761 - Thursday 17 March 2011 04:58

208- that's kind of root of the joke.

BayBeezy | 0

#2196712 - Friday 18 March 2011 12:14

hahahahahaha....u guys r too much!

likeyourelooking | 6

#2197899 - Friday 18 March 2011 04:05

263--*GASP!!!!!!* PUPPY!!!!!!!!! so cute!!!!!!!!

Puddings | 3

#2319694 - Saturday 9 April 2011 04:43

hahahahahahahahah 179 , and stfu 208 you just killed the joke :(

jessmarie555 | 1

#5315923 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 09:53

its called a joke... learn to take one.

By dcaruso | 1

#2189929 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 06:56

honestly I laughed. it's an honest mistake but I voted YDI for 2 reasons. the first being that your immature enough to have thought that handing in such an assignment was funny. the second being that you perpetuate the stereotype that Americans are close minded - Canada doesn't have a president... shame on you for making others look bad. still made me lol

fromthesuck | 8

#2189995 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 07:10

i was thinking the same thing... this person picks up on something wrong with president of canada yet completely overlooks certified gangster. and i'm betting the homework had something to do with comedy, or in the very least (like most literature classes try to inspire) some creativity. so with all that combined it seems it was actually pretty clever. congrats you have just been systematically discredited. but as for you op... with something as important as a resume you might want to double check that you have the right piece of paper the represents you