By Almostfunny - United States
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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  MissBunny25  |  0

200 only the manliest of men can handle them without crying.. so far only Chuck Norris has survived. -.- so no.
Persian: well,.... oh. i seem to have made myself look rather stupid. *prepares to throw macaroni in face*

  MissBunny25  |  0

no :) it's warm. like 75. its not snowing in Cali is it ? :0
( we might have to wrap up this convo. I don't want to bother sirin with another 70-something long thread lol ) she's probably tired of seeing my face on every comment anyways :D

  t765234  |  10

So.... If I got this right, you're saying that it's okay to make jokes about other countries if defending your own? Also, if you don't then you're a sad person? That seems a bit contradictory.

  limestone819  |  0

255 You do realize you're getting overly defensive, right... Honestly 2 wasn't even that harsh. And people can generally tell when it's a joke... I guess you can't.


123: Yes, it is true that Africa is a continent and not a country. However; Canada also has a Prime Minister, not a President. Maybe you should lighten up a bit and just take a joke


I'm a certified gangster. I worked really hard for my designation and I'd appreciate it if you stopped degrading the efforts and triumphs I have delivered and endured during the process. so please, recognize that there are certified gangsters, like myself, or I will have no choice but to pop a cap in your bum.

By  dcaruso  |  1

honestly I laughed. it's an honest mistake but I voted YDI for 2 reasons. the first being that your immature enough to have thought that handing in such an assignment was funny. the second being that you perpetuate the stereotype that Americans are close minded - Canada doesn't have a president... shame on you for making others look bad. still made me lol

  fromthesuck  |  8

i was thinking the same thing... this person picks up on something wrong with president of canada yet completely overlooks certified gangster. and i'm betting the homework had something to do with comedy, or in the very least (like most literature classes try to inspire) some creativity. so with all that combined it seems it was actually pretty clever. congrats you have just been systematically discredited.

but as for you op... with something as important as a resume you might want to double check that you have the right piece of paper the represents you