It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
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lex1459 38

Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.

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Timpa70 18

That's some Chip and Dale action right there.

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Timpa70 18

That's some Chip and Dale action right there.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Chip and dale are chipmunks, but I see your point anyways. ;)

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Ravike 17

I never thought cats obey there owners that much :/ cats are too bossy

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tealrobot 15

at least your cat didnt kill the poor squirrel?

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killerdana 19

I'd rather my cat kill the squirrel than have it ruining loose in my house.

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lex1459 38

Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.

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mrhe3t 9

That is so true, these creature do what they want, when they want if they feel like it, and then they come pur at you to get belly rubs and back rubs... and food.

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mariamilian 20

Makes me wonder why the squirrel was in your house in the first place.

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toowie_fml 20

Because the cat brought it inside?

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mrwilsong 6

Can't tell if stupid or just trolling.

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notmyrealname123 16

I guess you would have to ask the squirrel. The thing is that the cat never went outside there was a hole in my door the squirrel got into the house through, I have no idea why it would go so close to a cat.

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Queensland 27

How do you know the squirrel and cat didn't meet at the tree, hit it off, and wanted to chill back at the house? Wow, cold, OP.

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JMichael 25

No my human just ruined a perfectly good meal..:(

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jerryj 27

If they're old enough for such behaviour, then they're also old enough to move out and get their own damn place where they can do as they please.

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octinate 17

It's actually really good fun free exercise for you op!

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Mauskau 35

My cat brought us a squirrel once. We left him outside for too long so my cat got bored of it squirming and killed it, left it on the doormat and walked off. He's brought live pigeons into the house though which is annoying.

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tonyfan00 38

My DOG once killed a pigeon....came to the sliding door, pigeon in mouth. My dad never had her scare the pigeons from the pool again. XD

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MAD01502 20

Your cat listens to you?! I think mine is broken..

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think op's cat is broken (but in a good way). A cat that will drop their meal mid kill? Practically unheard of I would think.

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ulissey_fml 22

Where to look for a runaway squirrel ? Acorn-uh !

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