By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
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AnnyPants 0
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haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future

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TwilghtLuvr13 0
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Please learn to, use commas correctly

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Pennypoo 0

hahaha owned but im sure if u explain they would understand

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myballs 0
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This. You need to look at it first.

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Ajjas013 6

Your brother is made of WIN. You guys made my day haha.

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BravoUser 0
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Lesson 1, re - read. Lesson 2, your brother is a win. Lesson 3, avoid the 30 people who now know your a douchebag. I don't know if i'm either sorry for your, your brother, or the 30 people you handed the resumes to.

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maverick21703 0
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I am more concerned about why the OP's resume had paragraphs in the first place. Resumes are more of bulleted outlines of skills and experiences.

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Zezing 0
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Hahaha Ydi for not proofreading and being a massive bag of douche

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j0k32r0x 0

hahahahahhahahahaha lmfao!!!

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cookiepenguin 0
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beat the sh!t out of him

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quent10 0

haha win

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528Alice491 3

Lmao omg that really sucks but funny as shit

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AnnyPants 0
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haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future

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time4coffee 3
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Next time proofread. Before and after you print. Duh. Explaining my brother did and I didn't notice only makes you look less competent because you didn't check first

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notbuyingit 0
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Lesson learned: Proof read- and then double check EVERYTIME!

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TwilghtLuvr13 0
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Please learn to, use commas correctly

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palmtrees 1

ugh also apostrohpes... you don't need one EVERY TIME you use an "s" on the end of a word, people. For example, you don't need one for plurals. Have people just started skipping elementary school altogether?

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liveBabylon 0

yeah, thats how these days are going, Man....

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timewarpist 1
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Haha you shoulda checked them before you printed them out (unless your brother did) or read over them again.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

hahahahaha your brother is awesome

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blueknight1st 26
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You deserved it for being a massive douche bag.

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Bredynamite 0
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EPIC win for his bro

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perdix 29

There are some professions (insurance claims rep, tax collector, tech support call center operator) where that is an asset, but you might be dinged for bragging about it too much. I saw a douche bag last night. I was at a drug store and I saw that the literally sold "douche bags," I didn't think they still made them. Also, I saw the biggest pair of manboobs I'd ever seen. If it didn't have a beard, I 'd have sworn it was an ugly fat woman. Quite a night last night.

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