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This. You need to look at it first.
Lesson 1, re - read. Lesson 2, your brother is a win. Lesson 3, avoid the 30 people who now know your a douchebag. I don't know if i'm either sorry for your, your brother, or the 30 people you handed the resumes to.
I am more concerned about why the OP's resume had paragraphs in the first place. Resumes are more of bulleted outlines of skills and experiences.
Hahaha Ydi for not proofreading and being a massive bag of douche
beat the sh!t out of him
haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future
Next time proofread. Before and after you print. Duh. Explaining my brother did and I didn't notice only makes you look less competent because you didn't check first
Lesson learned: Proof read- and then double check EVERYTIME!
Please learn to, use commas correctly
Are you?
Haha you shoulda checked them before you printed them out (unless your brother did) or read over them again.
You deserved it for being a massive douche bag.
EPIC win for his bro
There are some professions (insurance claims rep, tax collector, tech support call center operator) where that is an asset, but you might be dinged for bragging about it too much. I saw a douche bag last night. I was at a drug store and I saw that the literally sold "douche bags," I didn't think they still made them. Also, I saw the biggest pair of manboobs I'd ever seen. If it didn't have a beard, I 'd have sworn it was an ugly fat woman. Quite a night last night.
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haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future
Please learn to, use commas correctly