By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 049
You deserved it 8 331

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The good news is that on Craigslist, that may actually get you some attention...

you may get a job as a cocksucker :O

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You sure he wasn't helping get a normal office job?

Well played sir, well played.

Bad breakup eh? I reserve my vote on whether it's your fault or not until I know if you cheated on your ex.

It is a good thing you are not with such a lowlife anymore.

The good news is that on Craigslist, that may actually get you some attention...

so, any offers?

deserved. I'm sure whatever you did to him was way worse!

I think they're here for suggestions, #6. If it's not already too late, might I recommend immolation?

hahahahaha! At least you're trying.

Amazing. I hope you get a call.