Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML
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dreamering 16
I think # 3 was behind the door.
Jorcar 8
Way to be random.
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Comments (247)
Mandy0325 1
this would still be an FML even if u didn't fall cause you obviously have no life:)
Djzom13 0
Why were you acting like a 3rd grader in the first place? ydi
jaybeeeh22 0
that was LAME!
zman1422 3
sounds like it was funny... for everyone else.
annact 0
FYL:)
LaughterofCorn 4
It would seem Wendy's disagrees with you.
MurphyS94 4
I'm glad the fall stopped you or else the FML would have been "Today, after eating at Wendy's with my sister, I kicked the door open and yelled 'this is SPARTA!', thinking it was hilarious. No one laughed so it was humiliating. FML". Are you in junior high by any chance?
LolMoqz 10
This website is "**** My Life". Not "My Life is Fail".
doc_j 0
spartans would never eat at wendys. fail
blahman52 2
like - comment....lol is there a like button here like in facebook ?
nikki9tails 3
there should be the thumbs up I see doesn't work maybe its because of the I phone
ashleylucky16 6
Touché
619warrior281 5
Either way they would have had a good laugh AT you.