Health, Accident, Pranks and Injury: Pranks are terrible

Pranks are terrible

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 August 2021 6:39

What a great joke! You tell people who go on stage to break a leg, but they don't mean it literally.

EBrogen 12

Friday 6 August 2021 9:18

Am I the only one that wants a video of this person trying to walk?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 August 2021 6:39

What a great joke! You tell people who go on stage to break a leg, but they don't mean it literally.

EBrogen 12

Friday 6 August 2021 9:18

Am I the only one that wants a video of this person trying to walk?

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