FML : Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off...

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Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shit - / Sunday 26 January 2014 18:20 / United States - South Holland

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By challan | 19

#5840554 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:36

Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

By NotGabe | 28

#5840573 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:40

Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

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By mrfuzzywiggles | 11

#5840550 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

olpally | 32

#5840576 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:40

You're a dumb ass too... ;)

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5840620 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5840634 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:15

Oh, such irony.

Ambient25 | 24

#5840636 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:16

Mah momma, she sez I is smarted

Warm_Apple_Pie | 21

#5840643 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:19

*with obvious sarcasm* That was the most perfect English I've ever heard!

ziya1999 | 12

#5840759 - Monday 27 January 2014 08:44

#23, I can related. The grammer nazi dies a little bit every time someone can get the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

thrlyrist | 6

#5840792 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:07

Bad grammar (and spelling) makes me sic too

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5840863 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:19

*facepalms himself* Whoa, sorry about that. Grammar Nazi was taking over there.

RinkuTheHero | 13

#5841701 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 07:10

bogs pls.

By challan | 19

#5840554 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:36

Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

eyepuppy | 28

#5840564 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:37

haha. always great to reference another fml!

challan | 19

#5840577 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:41

orgasmed* Foiled once again by auto correct!

HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5840586 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:45

They give you enough time to edit the comment.. ;) 2 minutes to be exact!

JMichael | 25

#5840619 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:06

Haha, he was just trying to make sure she could actually do it. But guess that failed lol.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5840800 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:28

Have fun taking a sh**...

Looneytune31 | 4

#5841076 - Monday 27 January 2014 07:35

Hahahha that... That is good

By mpkpm | 19

#5840560 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:37

Are you an idiot?!

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5840623 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:08

*cough*yesheis*cough*. I need some cough drops.

Warm_Apple_Pie | 21

#5840638 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:17

LOL XD

ziya1999 | 12

#5840757 - Monday 27 January 2014 08:43

No shit. of course he's an idiot.

happyevil | 10

#5840797 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:23

Well when you gotta go, you gotta go...

xx000o | 27

#5840831 - Monday 27 January 2014 11:33

There's always the kitchen sink if you really have to go that bad.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5840983 - Monday 27 January 2014 05:26

No there isn't #50

SushiSashi | 8

#5841191 - Monday 27 January 2014 10:28

Would YOU use the kitchen sink?

arsenicalhumor | 29

#5841460 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 02:28

@69 I personally don't want 50 to answer that.. *cringes*

By dramaelf | 36

#5840561 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:37

Make sure your parents buy a more durable door next time.

ironichalibut | 24

#5840594 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:48

Yeah, are all the doors in your house prop doors? Sounds like it was pretty easy to bust.

HammyBear13 | 8

#5840970 - Monday 27 January 2014 05:09

Unless OP is just really fat.

By NotGabe | 28

#5840573 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:40

Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

wellthen7154 | 12

#5840600 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:52

Maybe OP did expect that. I do have to wonder though, if OP meant it jokingly, then why would you actually do it? Additionally, who talks to their siblings in the bathroom?! I dunno OP, maybe there's more things wrong with this scenario than just the weak door.

vencku | 13

#5840769 - Monday 27 January 2014 09:03

It's like feeling the locked handle or rapping the wood. You do that to show your impatience to the person inside, not to break the door. OP probably expected the door to be hardier. And it's perfectly normal to talk to people in the bathroom: "how much longer do you need?" and "Can you hurry up?".

By olpally | 32

#5840581 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:42

Way to go genius. I hope they make you pay for a new door too.

MrSarary | 25

#5840967 - Monday 27 January 2014 05:02

If she is being grounded by her parents, do you really think she'd be old enough to afford the door?

olpally | 32

#5840991 - Monday 27 January 2014 05:33

Op is a guy. Seems Like he's way older if he's able to break a door down like that.

By HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5840582 - Monday 27 January 2014 01:42

Bipolar disorder is a serious condition.

HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5840612 - Monday 27 January 2014 02:01

He said he was jokingly threatening it. Then actually rammed into the door, breaking it. That escalated pretty quick. But in any other case I was joking because I don't personally know the OP.