Miscellaneous: Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly...

By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Pinkie - 06/08/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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You deserved it 3 294

Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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challan 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:36

Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

NotGabe 28

Monday 27 January 2014 1:40

Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

Comments

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Monday 27 January 2014 1:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

olpally 32

Monday 27 January 2014 1:40

You're a dumb ass too... ;)

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 27 January 2014 2:06

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 27 January 2014 2:15

Oh, such irony.

Ambient25 24

Monday 27 January 2014 2:16

Mah momma, she sez I is smarted

Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Monday 27 January 2014 2:19

*with obvious sarcasm* That was the most perfect English I've ever heard!

ziya1999 12

Monday 27 January 2014 8:44

#23, I can related. The grammer nazi dies a little bit every time someone can get the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

thrlyrist 6

Monday 27 January 2014 10:07

Bad grammar (and spelling) makes me sic too

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 27 January 2014 13:19

*facepalms himself* Whoa, sorry about that. Grammar Nazi was taking over there.

RinkuTheHero 13

Tuesday 28 January 2014 7:10

bogs pls.

yeezuschrist420 11

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:08

You’re a ********

challan 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:36

Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

eyepuppy 31

Monday 27 January 2014 1:37

haha. always great to reference another fml!

challan 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:41

orgasmed* Foiled once again by auto correct!

HopelesslyCiara5 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:45

They give you enough time to edit the comment.. ;) 2 minutes to be exact!

JMichael 25

Monday 27 January 2014 2:06

Haha, he was just trying to make sure she could actually do it. But guess that failed lol.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 27 January 2014 10:28

Have fun taking a sh**...

Looneytune31 4

Monday 27 January 2014 19:35

Hahahha that... That is good

mpkpm 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:37

Are you an idiot?!

Sports_guy3 28

Monday 27 January 2014 2:08

*cough*yesheis*cough*. I need some cough drops.

Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Monday 27 January 2014 2:17

LOL XD

ziya1999 12

Monday 27 January 2014 8:43

No shit. of course he's an idiot.

happyevil 10

Monday 27 January 2014 10:23

Well when you gotta go, you gotta go...

xx000o 27

Monday 27 January 2014 11:33

There's always the kitchen sink if you really have to go that bad.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 27 January 2014 17:26

No there isn't #50

SushiSashi 8

Monday 27 January 2014 22:28

Would YOU use the kitchen sink?

arsenicalhumor 30

Tuesday 28 January 2014 2:28

@69 I personally don't want 50 to answer that.. *cringes*

dramaelf 37

Monday 27 January 2014 1:37

Make sure your parents buy a more durable door next time.

ironichalibut 24

Monday 27 January 2014 1:48

Yeah, are all the doors in your house prop doors? Sounds like it was pretty easy to bust.

HammyBear13 8

Monday 27 January 2014 17:09

Unless OP is just really fat.

NotGabe 28

Monday 27 January 2014 1:40

Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

wellthen7154 12

Monday 27 January 2014 1:52

Maybe OP did expect that. I do have to wonder though, if OP meant it jokingly, then why would you actually do it? Additionally, who talks to their siblings in the bathroom?! I dunno OP, maybe there's more things wrong with this scenario than just the weak door.

vencku 13

Monday 27 January 2014 9:03

It's like feeling the locked handle or rapping the wood. You do that to show your impatience to the person inside, not to break the door. OP probably expected the door to be hardier. And it's perfectly normal to talk to people in the bathroom: "how much longer do you need?" and "Can you hurry up?".

yeezuschrist420 11

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:08

That’s a shit door then.

olpally 32

Monday 27 January 2014 1:42

Way to go genius. I hope they make you pay for a new door too.

MrSarary 26

Monday 27 January 2014 17:02

If she is being grounded by her parents, do you really think she'd be old enough to afford the door?

olpally 32

Monday 27 January 2014 17:33

Op is a guy. Seems Like he's way older if he's able to break a door down like that.

HopelesslyCiara5 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:42

Bipolar disorder is a serious condition.

HopelesslyCiara5 19

Monday 27 January 2014 2:01

He said he was jokingly threatening it. Then actually rammed into the door, breaking it. That escalated pretty quick. But in any other case I was joking because I don't personally know the OP.