You're a dumb ass too... ;)

Oh, such irony.

Mah momma, she sez I is smarted

*with obvious sarcasm* That was the most perfect English I've ever heard!

#23, I can related. The grammer nazi dies a little bit every time someone can get the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

Bad grammar (and spelling) makes me sic too

*facepalms himself* Whoa, sorry about that. Grammar Nazi was taking over there.

bogs pls.

You’re a dickhead

haha. always great to reference another fml!

orgasmed* Foiled once again by auto correct!

They give you enough time to edit the comment.. ;) 2 minutes to be exact!

Haha, he was just trying to make sure she could actually do it. But guess that failed lol.

Have fun taking a sh**...

Hahahha that... That is good

*cough*yesheis*cough*. I need some cough drops.

LOL XD

No shit. of course he's an idiot.

Well when you gotta go, you gotta go...

There's always the kitchen sink if you really have to go that bad.

No there isn't #50

Would YOU use the kitchen sink?

@69 I personally don't want 50 to answer that.. *cringes*

Yeah, are all the doors in your house prop doors? Sounds like it was pretty easy to bust.

Unless OP is just really fat.

Maybe OP did expect that. I do have to wonder though, if OP meant it jokingly, then why would you actually do it? Additionally, who talks to their siblings in the bathroom?! I dunno OP, maybe there's more things wrong with this scenario than just the weak door.

It's like feeling the locked handle or rapping the wood. You do that to show your impatience to the person inside, not to break the door. OP probably expected the door to be hardier. And it's perfectly normal to talk to people in the bathroom: "how much longer do you need?" and "Can you hurry up?".

That’s a shit door then.

If she is being grounded by her parents, do you really think she'd be old enough to afford the door?

Op is a guy. Seems Like he's way older if he's able to break a door down like that.

He said he was jokingly threatening it. Then actually rammed into the door, breaking it. That escalated pretty quick. But in any other case I was joking because I don't personally know the OP.

Yeh that isn't bipolar disease... It's called being an idiot...

Unless you are a trying to break down the door of a burning building to save trapped puppies.