By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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xDefendPopPunkx 14

Karma's a bitch and pretty funny when it happens to others. Shit, I have to watch my back now...

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flockz 19

"knee my sister's ass"? so thats what kids are calling it these days...

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eminemchick 19

its not a good idea to kick your sisters ass while shes bent over in the first place

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VeroAnne 11

anything that starts with 'I think it would be funny to..' is a complete YDI.

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xoconnie 8

thats what u get for being a total turd bomb jerk.

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Friaza 29

It's depressing that this wasn't recorded lol.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Well, OP isn't very intelligent if she (or he, hopefully she) thought the best solution to getting the spider off them was to run into a wall Just my obnoxious opinion

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OffTJHook3r 2

you deserve it for nailing you sister on the ass 0____o

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shadexilmaendu 4

Can you say instant karma? Haha, that sucks, but turnabouts fair play. ;D

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CatEyes66 0

It's called a "Rhino F*ck" and they hurt like hell.

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IndiRae 9

Who picks up a spider? Just the thought makes me feel like they're crawling all over my body.

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ElGranOrgo 0

Did the spider motorboat your chest?

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Takador 3

Well isn't someone retarded...

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brettrb 18

I love my sis... we get along great. Did she deserve that knee? Alright i cn see if she like borrowed your cash w/out askin, or if she kicked you in the balls er somthing, but otherwise this just isnt nice. Love your sister

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ChickenLegs937 6

Why would you want to knee your sister up the ass?

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cheer4ever96 8

That's what you get for kneeing your sister in the bum.

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

You deserved it. That was a bitch move.

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ashleykay94 7

Thats what you get for being mean. Ydi

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ugottaluvme 0

Yay hes a big meanie huh.

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