By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML
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Jackey 29

After spending way too much time on the 'people of Walmart' website, this doesn't surprise me in the least...

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RichardPencil 30

Obviously, you pushed her fart butt-on. It’s a standard feature on fatties, along with milkshake-throwing.

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TCRII 29

You have excellent timing for physical comedy.

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Jackey 29

After spending way too much time on the 'people of Walmart' website, this doesn't surprise me in the least...

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RichardPencil 30

Obviously, you pushed her fart butt-on. It’s a standard feature on fatties, along with milkshake-throwing.

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Mellissa Maxwell 7

Stick to your terrible jokes, pencil dick.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

This'll look great on the people of Walmart webpage

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Mellissa Maxwell 7

YDI. Her weight is t relevant. You're just triggered and butthurt that you fell, and got farted on. Maybe shop elsewhere since you're too good.

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julfunky 29

At least you had some cushion for the fall.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why does it matter that she's obese? Skinny women fart too. Would you not have cared if she'd been skinny?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why does it matter that she's obese? Skinny women fart too. Would you not have cared if she'd been skinny?

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