By kernewek - United Kingdom
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
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By  hockeyrocks39  |  0

If people weren't so sue happy these days you wouldn't have to worry about losing your job over something that's worthy of an apology and paying to have it fixed. Now some jackass is probably going to sue over a little tiny cut, probably not as big as a paper cut. But now the "Victim" can't walk by windows any longer for fear of being showered by glass and oh all the sleepless nights from the horror and pain of the mighty 1/4" gash in their pinky finger... sorry OP wrong place wrong time...

  Dennisse_47  |  17

No, spinning keys doesn't make someone stupid. But spinning it and having it fly off that person's finger into a GLASS cabinet causing it to shatter would kind of make him/her at least a little stupid.


Not being able to recognize the danger and risk of spinning the keys in that specific environment is stupidity. Spin your keys all you want. Just make sure you're not doing it with so much speed in an area where someone could be harmed and something could be damaged.


I don't even like Harry Potter and I think your pic is amazing 3. Lol... Now, on to the OP- how hard were you spinning the keys around your finger?? That's retard strength if I've ever seen it before! IASIP reference... Anyone? ;)