Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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jjohnson26559 1
Your picture kills me.
freshberries22 17
If your girlfriend has no reason to be jealous or possessive (I'm assuming that you have not cheated in the past or attempted to and she found out) then she has no right to go through your phone and invade your privacy. For now you need to nip her problem in the bud and stand up to her because her behavior will most likely get worse if you allow her to keep doing things like this to you. Good luck op.
lostfaithinpppl 19
She has no right going through his phone at all, whether she has reasons to be jealous or not. If she cannot trust him, especially if it is for valid reasons, then she should not be in a relationship with him. Going through his phone is NEVER all right.
freshberries22 17
55 Let me clarify I don't agree with the invasion of privacy under any circumstances but we don't know ops situation. Some trust may have been lost in the past due to something that happened and maybe she felt justified even though its wrong to do that either way. I don't know maybe ops girlfriend is just irrationally jealous. Regardless I stand by what I said I'm sorry that you don't like my opinion.
gracehi 33
Invading your partner's privacy is one of those things everyone thinks they'd never do, but will always do given the right circumstances. When you've invested a lot of time and emotion into a relationship but your partner suddenly begins to display suspicious behavior, you can't help but want to get to the bottom of it. Mere suspicion isn't enough to give up someone you love, while on the other hand you don't want to be in a relationship where your partner is constantly betraying you behind your back. The thought of the person you love possibly cheating on you and not knowing for sure just eats away at you night and day. It's nearly impossible to think of anything else. The only relief is to find out the truth, and it usually confirms your suspicions. In THIS case, however, it seems that the girlfriend is just bat shit crazy. She wasn't just looking for evidence of cheating, but deleted ALL his female contacts, presumably to PREVENT cheating. That indicates to me that her boyfriend hasn't displayed any suspicious behavior and that her actions were driven purely by her own irrational paranoia. It is also a blatant attempt at controlling her boyfriend, by attempting to ensure that she is the only female he can have any sort of relationship with, romantic or otherwise.
freshberries22 17
5 Nope she has to be able to trust him on her own and if she can't then she damn sure shouldn't be with him.
loserman67 36
While I agree that was uncalled for and out-of-bounds behavior, I had to give you a YDI for a few reasons: A: How could you let her go through her phone in the first place? B: If those are "special" numbers, you need to have them stored differently. C: Are you a man or a mouse, Micky? I think you need to sit her down and talk about boundaries and privacy and if you two cannot come to an amicable agreement, time to show her the curb. Good Luck!
Melissa92_fml 13
1. Perhaps he doesn't mind because he has nothing to hide or he wasn't aware that she had taken his phone and tampered with it, which seems the likely case here. 2. It's his phone, why should he have to have things differently from the way he likes them? 3. Mice can't write. (And he might actually care about his girlfriend).
MidnaLink 35
loserman there's a reason you have negative votes here, and I'm one of them.
mikepzz 27
sounds like a level 10 jealous psycho right there. get out while you can and spare yourself the horrible miserable existence that follows.
mackdeezy 22
By any chance is her name Laina?
kittenvks 11
That'd be kinda shady
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Seems like a overly- jealous/ protective girlfriend..
sharksfan48 13
What a bitch
zhatred67 5
Why dont you play her game and erase all her male contacts?
ManInTheMachine 20
Sorry Baustigt, Noor's already, um, 'occupied'. With me. Take your North and South pole sex games elsewhere.