Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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Top comments
eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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Comments (161)
850Jizzed 2
Sounds like it would be a funny joke if she had saved the numbers for you to put back.
parkerwashere 6
Ass-ne?
devore504 7
take all the guys out her phone or just make her your ex
factorjosh 3
Does she seriously think you're going try to nail your cousin or something?
xzavyur 11
You better start using Google Sync with Cloud Contact..
fantasyworld 39
Run.
h8rt4u 7
sounds like a yandere girlfriend to me