Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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Comments (161)
KiddNYC1O 22
Run, bitch, rrrrun!
jvmb 0
My ex boyfriend used to do this. Protective is okay, but not to this point. That's why he's an ex now.
Midget_Master 0
Who's this mom on your contacts? Why do you keep telling her that you love her, you should only love me. 0.0
jalil_fml 3
Happened to me once...but luckily, I had a backup.
brownli 6
Sounds like my gf
inParadise 3
Overly attached girlfriend?
BrotherTheo 31
I had a girlfriend who printed out *all* my facebook contacts and wanted to know who they where and what my relationship was with them, even after I'd told her I'd been using the account to play that 'mafia wars' game. She Literally sat me down and went down the list with me and said 'who is this one, are you cybering with this one???' ...Yes, Yes I am...'Napalm Brassy' is in fact her real name, and we're having a Torrid love affair...Really. Sigh. Yes..I *had* a girlfriend like that once...Words of wisdom: Lock that shit down my friend, and if they're that nuts, get out.
Levvy 22
That's rough. Especially with Facebook. In my experience, people tend to accumulate contacts on there without even fully knowing how or why. I know I do! I might be at a loss to explain a good 10% of my contacts. (Thankfully their status messages and such are entertaining enough to be worthwhile)
loveistwisted 10
Can't stand girls like that. I don't care how pretty she is, DUMPED!
Blahblah9921 4
dang ! sorry but she has to go
SunAndMoon427 12
Here's an idea, figure out what the hell brought the behavior on instead of just posting it on the Internet. It's amazing what communication will do for a relationship...
Lisa_De_Beauvoir 6
I agree communication is essential in a relationship, but the fact that she is capable of doing something like that reveals an aspect about her personnality (and I think she has a twisted mind, really).
SunAndMoon427 12
It does reveal a part of her, I do agree with that, but maybe it was a subtle cry for help with a mental issue, I've seen friends go through stuff like that. Therapy and medicine can fix so much sometimes instead of just dumping someone