By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

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RichardPencil 30
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I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

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Gofuckyourself 24

Now if you're both under 18, I can understand it all. If not... 🤦🏽‍♀️

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jenjen53 7
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Sorry, OP!! I don’t know where you’re located, but I’m also lactose intolerant and I take Lactaid (Costso brand). It does help a lot!

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RichardPencil 30
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I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

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Charlie Given 25
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Time to give her the shits then bitch at her for it

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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Shouldn’t this also be your sister’s FML?

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Arokthis 21

Sister's version: "I swapped my brother's dairy free milk with regular. Now he's befouling the toilet and stinking up the house. FML!" She's be hit with a tsunami of YDI's.

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Arokthis 21

Just tell her she's lucky you aren't using her bed as a toilet. Hopefully your parents make HER clean up any mess you make.

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Gubbon 8

diarrHOEa ?

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GUYMAINE 16

Sounds like you need to hit her drinks with laxatives

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Sinshine 28
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Now how little is that little sister? It's a giant difference if she's 8 or 18. In any case, FYL.

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