By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

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Gofuckyourself 24

Now if you're both under 18, I can understand it all. If not... 🤦🏽‍♀️

Sorry, OP!! I don’t know where you’re located, but I’m also lactose intolerant and I take Lactaid (Costso brand). It does help a lot!

I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

Time to give her the shits then bitch at her for it

Shouldn’t this also be your sister’s FML?

Sister's version: "I swapped my brother's dairy free milk with regular. Now he's befouling the toilet and stinking up the house. FML!" She's be hit with a tsunami of YDI's.

Just tell her she's lucky you aren't using her bed as a toilet. Hopefully your parents make HER clean up any mess you make.

diarrHOEa ?

Sounds like you need to hit her drinks with laxatives

Now how little is that little sister? It's a giant difference if she's 8 or 18. In any case, FYL.