Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant,...

By lactose intolerant - 28/1/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7760716 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 1:04

Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7760715 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 1:03

I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

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By simmpandher | 24

#7760707 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 0:36

Now if you're both under 18, I can understand it all. If not... 🤦🏽‍♀️

By jenjen53 | 7

#7760711 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 0:43

Sorry, OP!! I don’t know where you’re located, but I’m also lactose intolerant and I take Lactaid (Costso brand). It does help a lot!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7760715 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 1:03

I’m sure you’re sister is at least a little impressed by the extent you’ll go through to keep up the ruse.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7760716 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 1:04

Trap her in the bathroom for at least an hour, and she if she tries that again.

By Charlie Given | 21

#7760717 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 1:19

Time to give her the shits then bitch at her for it

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7760728 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 2:58

Shouldn’t this also be your sister’s FML?

Arokthis | 21

#7760739 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 4:26

Sister's version:
"I swapped my brother's dairy free milk with regular. Now he's befouling the toilet and stinking up the house. FML!"

She's be hit with a tsunami of YDI's.

By Arokthis | 21

#7760740 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 4:27

Just tell her she's lucky you aren't using her bed as a toilet.

Hopefully your parents make HER clean up any mess you make.

By Gubbon | 6

#7760745 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 4:53

diarrHOEa ?

By GUYMAINE | 16

#7760839 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 9:27

Sounds like you need to hit her drinks with laxatives

By Sinshine | 27

#7760869 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 10:22

Now how little is that little sister? It's a giant difference if she's 8 or 18. In any case, FYL.