Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
MenacingMe 17
Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
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Comments (104)
kutemotoka 15
He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP
doctorhook86 25
#21: Well played.
incoherentrmblr 22
No you can Live Longer and Prosper...
15Erik 21
Obvs that she got....Rick Rolled
xx000o 27
Today was the luckiest day of your life.
mazbry 9
Sounds like you are better off without him! I hope you're feeling well OP and know that you deserve better
datkenna 20
Sounds like she needs to find someone who can spell out a word better than a sixth grader
ToxicTyrael 26
Sounds like she needs someone who respects others feelings. No matter what his spelling is.
subduedbeast 14
I had to read his text at least twice to understand it. I hate people who text like that.
13ky13 20
At least twice, hey? Did you have trouble counting any higher??
Jason89 16
#54 quit being an asshole
paintballwarrior 20
That guy is an asshole
vikky538 29
you can text him back saying "like it was hard ever before"
hippodankamus 22
Holy mother of burn.
j_cat187 20
That could backfire very badly.
MidnaLink 35
Sadly that's true…
that_girl64 8
You should probably do it
hordriss 14
Well, clearly you're better without him because he's an asshole.
xluciferx666 21
I don't know how long you were with him but better to see his true colors now and be rid of him than farther down the road good luck OP
Steve95401 49
That was harsh and rude of him, but you can do lot better than this guy.
aguynamednick 20
WTF?
RenoTheRhino 30
What the ****, Richard?! -quoted from a funny vine.
Dick_diamond 22
That Rick's a dick. You're better off without someone like that in your life